I was sucking him off in the laundrette when a drunk came through the door!

FIRST ORAL ALISON: The first time I went down on a bloke was in the laundrette!

I was at college and living in this little flat that had no washing machine, it was a nightmare.

I only had time to do my washing at night, so one evening my fella came with me to keep me company.

We’d been seeing each other for a couple of weeks and hadn’t really got very far in the sack.

We started kissing in the laundrette and it really turned me on. He laughed saying we should have sex, and I got this urge to do something naughty.

So I unzipped his flies, took his willy out and started sucking him off. I was in the middle of it when this drunk walked through the door and started going off on one.

Thankfully, he left five minutes later

FIRST TIME BUM FUN LEANNE: I’d always been interested in anal because it sounded so kinky, but because my first four boyfriends were so well- hung I was always too scared to try it.

Then the fifth guy I went out with only had quite a thin willy, so I decided to give it a go.

He was really excited when I suggested it, I don’t think he’d ever done it before either.

So we popped to the shops and bought about four different bottles of lube and a bottle of wine and settled in for the night.

We put a porno on to get in the mood, but we’d only been watching for five minutes before my fella had me bent over my arse in his face, so to speak.

I think he thought I was the perfect woman, but really I was just horny for bum fun.

In fact, I didn’t really like him all that much, but because his willy fit up there I stayed with him for a couple of months.

In the end, even the anal sex wasn’t enough to stop me from being bored by him. So I dumped him. FIRST OUTDOOR SEX ALISON: I shagged my last boyfriend on a building site! He was a labourer and was working