DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP

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MY mum is a f** king embarrassment. Whenever my mates come round she’s forever trying to hit on them.

I don’t think it’d be so bad but she’s a really good- looking woman and I don’t want to see her wearing low- cut tops that show off the brown around her nipple.

My pals come to see me just to get a gawp at her. Last week she was in the back garden sunbathing topless and she was up and down serving ice- cold juice and whenever she came back from the fridge her nips were rock hard.

I know it’s only a matter of time before I walk in on her getting shafted and I shouldn’t be having to think thoughts like that.

What can I do to make her grow up? AJ, Bangor YOU have to realise your mum is a woman and she has her needs. FROM the day my husband and I moved into this area a few months ago, we have found the people to be very friendly.

But we didn’t realise quite how friendly our neighbours were until the girl in the next flat had what she called a “cosy little chat” with me, which actually turned to our sex lives and what turned us on.

Anyway, one evening we tapped on her door and, with a bottle of wine in hand, were invited in. It didn’t take long before I was sucking off her fella, who had a long cock.

Meanwhile, my husband was buried up to the bollocks in the fanny of the blonde.

Now they want us to go to a swingers’ club with them. I’m not so sure, though. DON’T do anything you don’t want to do. KL, Derby SHUSH! Now, not another word. I hope you haven’t been snooping upstairs for your birthday present No, but I did hear giggles coming from the bedroom - and I thought I could smell minge