JOEY’S BIG PUB QUIZ!

1 HOW much is well- built TOWIE star Gemma Collins asking for her reputed sex tape? a) £ 500,000 b) £ 2million c) £ 1million d) £ 1.49 and a packet of biscuits

2 WHY did singer Ed Sheeran leave the stage twice during a gig in Cardiff last week? a) He needed a piss b) He had the shivering shits c) The audience were throwing knives d) He fancied a wank

3 WHAT swear word did Boris Johnson use to dismiss business concerns over Brexit? a) C** t b) Deodamnatus c) F** k d) Jean- Claude Juncker

4 WHAT breed of dog won this year’s World’s Ugliest Dog contest? a) French Poodle b) German Shepherd c) American Pit Bull d) English Bulldog

5 WHERE did Boris Johnson go to avoid the crunch Commons vote on Heathrow airport’s expansion? a) The pub b) To shag some bird c) Afghanistan d) Iceland

6 IDIOTS have called for what film to be banned from a Folkstone film festival, complaining that it is “racist”? a) Zulu b) Birth of a Nation c) Love Thy Neighbour: The Movie d) Black Beauty

7 WHAT controversial measure of Donald Trump’s was backed by the US Supreme Court last week? a) The Wall b) The Grab ’ Em By The Pussy Act c) Travel ban on seven Muslim countries d) That hair

8 WHICH Middle East country did Prince William visit last week? a) Iraq b) Iran c) Syria d) Israel

9 WHAT do 40% of women aged 25- 34 hate, according to a survey by Public Health England a) Their sex lives b) The washing up c) Their bottoms d) Hungarians

10 WHICH celebrity shared on Twitter a clip of a moped gang attack on a young mum? a) Tom O’Connor b) Simon Cowell c) Ed Sheeran d) Amanda Holden

11 WHICH local authority spent £ 899,552 on flights between January 2015 and February 2018, according to the Taxpayers’ Alliance? a) Little Botting Parish Council b) Wandsworth c) Cheshire West and Chester d) Orkneys Island Council

12 WHY are mourners being put off visiting Eastern Cemetery in Hull? a) The all- pervading stench of death b) Aggressive seagulls c) Couples romping in the bushes d) Ghosts

13 BEFORE Wednesday, when was the last time Germany were eliminated from the World Cup at the group stage? a) 1986 b) 1990 c) 1945 d) 1938

14 WHICH Formula 1 race star sings on Christina Aguilera’s new record? a) Lewis Hamilton b) Jenson Button c) Damon Hill d) Nigel Mansell

15 BRITAIN is lifting an arms embargo on which country? a) North Korea b) Russia c) Germany d) Argentina