CRAZED CORBYN LOOKALIKE CHOPS OFF HIS OWN COCK!
SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE
A JEREMY Corbyn lookalike was so upset about the never- ending transgender debate that he hacked off his own WILLY.
Far left Labour fanatic Bob Peterson, 69, said the “split second” self- mutilating act was born out of frustration with the increasingly loud arguments against trans rights.
The retired welder, from Lincoln, used one of his wife’s kitchen knives to sever his cock – leaving him in agony and soaked in blood.
Worse, the grandad instantly REGRETTED his symbolic gesture.
He said: “This whole trans thing was getting to me. If a fella wants to call himself a lass and get his cock out in the ladies’ loos, what’s what wrong with that?
“It’s 2018, for Christ’s sake. There’s no harm in having a penis, even in the ladies. You’d think they’d be far too busy talking about boys and make- up to worry about the odd hairy chubb.
“I was so angry at some people’s closed minds that I needed to let my frustration out, and in a moment of madness, I chopped my dick off.
“I’m forever being told I look a lot like Jeremy Corbyn, which is a massive compliment as he is my political hero.
“I’d hoped my likeness to him would propel my story into the headlines and lead to lasting change – for the many, not the few.
“First I took a pic of myself with the knife in my mouth and posted it on Twitter and a transgender forum, to raise awareness.
“Then I went to the shed, dropped my pants, grabbed my knob and cut through it with the knife.
“It was surprisingly easy. It turns out that penis flesh is very soft.
“But seconds later the blood – and the screaming agony – began. The sight of the wound spurting was too much to take in and I dropped my cock on the floor.
“It was then I knew I’d made a mistake, and called an ambulance. Then I passed out.
“Instead of making a massive political point, it led to paramedics squashing my member into a box of Mr Freeze lollies from my freezer.
“They’ve reattached it but it’ll be months before I know if my todger will be able to do the business again.”
He added: “This is what happens when you drink cider in the sun. They should ban it.” IDOL: Bob and Jezza