‘After my fifth orgasm I was almost spent...’

AND ERIC MULDOON, 66, KATIE HAMER, 27, FROM AYR, SCOTLAND

PENSIONER Eric couldn’t believe his luck when stunna Katie started flirting with him – and he’s pinching himself even more now she bounces on his cock.

The couple met at their local social club around four months ago, and despite having shagged plenty of younger studs in her life, Katie couldn’t be happier with her sex life now.

She said: “I went on a night out with the girls in April with every intention of pulling a bloke that night – I just didn’t expect it to be a pensioner!

“We went to the social club near my house because it’s a great place to load up on cheap booze before heading into town, and once we’d paid our 20p entry we got hammered on vodka and Cokes.

“I noticed a group of men in the corner and decided to go over and flirt with them a bit, hoping I’d get a couple of drinks out of them.

“Then I clapped eyes on Eric and whether it was the beer or not, he looked fit. The silver fox look was really doing it for me and I felt fanny flutters.

“He did buy me a drink but before I finished it I’d snogged him and given him my number. I didn’t care how old he was I just knew he was attractive.”

After a boozy night on the lash, Katie woke up the next morning with a foggy head but still remembered the silver- haired bloke from the night before.

She said: “The next day, I felt a bit hungover and woke up to a message from Eric asking me to go round to his that night.

“I had nothing else better to do so I did and, well I’ve never left really. We obviously shagged that night and his experience in the sack really shone through.

“Instead of the lads I’d been with in the past where they take 10 seconds to fiddle with your fanny, Eric spent ages down there.

“He laid me down and lapped at my pussy like there was no tomorrow. He was loving it as much as me and after my fifth orgasm I was almost spent.

“But Eric definitely wasn’t, his cock was as hard as a rock. And I happily returned the favour before bouncing up and down on his stiff member until I felt his warm spunk shoot up my chuff.

“Since then, I’ve revitalised him. He rarely needs to take the blue pills but when he does we’re at it for hours – I get tired before him, sometimes!

“And the foreplay really is something else. He loves licking me and putting his fingers in any hole he can fit them into, it’s mind- blowing what this man can do down there.”

While Katie is enjoying every second of Eric’s tender loving, he’s just as happy with his young arm candy and says he can’t believe his luck.

Eric said: “It’s unbelievable that I’ve pulled this woman. She’s 39 years younger than me, for f** k’s sake – all my Christmases have come at once.

“She’s got the sweetest pussy I’ve ever seen and it tastes even better – I could spend the rest of my days pleasuring her and I’d love every second of it.

“As for me, well I’m a new man. I’d been single for a few years and was a bit miserable to be honest, but since Katie’s come into my life I feel born again.

“I thought I’d have to pop all the blue pills I could get my hands on to keep up with her but one look at her pert pair of tits and perfect pussy and my cock’s stiff as a board.

“The way she shags me is sensational, I’ve honestly never had better. All my mates at the social club ask me about our sex life and Katie is happy for me to tell them every detail.

“They can’t believe some of the stuff she lets me do to her – especially when I told them about my 66th birthday when she let me take her up the shitter.”

Katie said she doesn’t care what folk think of their age- gap romance and said: “People do give us dirty looks and some people ask if he’s my grandad.

“I couldn’t give a shit – he can’t get enough of me, he takes me in every hole and gives me orgasm after orgasm, so long may it continue.”