‘He’s just so eager to get his dick wet, but I can teach him’
VELATIONS IN NEXT SUNDAY’S
FIONA McNEILL, 57, AND WILL CHAMBERS, 22, FROM SKEGNESS
MILF Fiona split from her husband Dennis, 61, two years ago but instead of sitting at home knitting and watching soaps, she decided to get straight back In the saddle.
The hot, horny singleton made friends with her next door neighbours and was invited round to their house for their son’s 21st birthday party where she hit it off with young stud Will.
Fiona said: “I was gutted when Dennis left me but to be honest our sex life was as dry as a nun’s gusset and I didn’t find his beer belly and balding head attractive anymore.
“After a few weeks, I realised it was a good thing I was single again. I began to feel more like the old me – full of life, full of energy and in need of a good shag.
“I bought a new place in Skegness. A few days later, I eyed the neighbour and he was a real hottie!
“I decided to go round and introduce myself and ended up chatting to them for hours. His wife was lovely too so I decided I wouldn’t make any moves on the poor fella.
“And it worked out in my favour because they invited me to their son Jacob’s 21st party that weekend and that’s when my life really took a turn!”
Brazen brunette Fiona headed to her neighbour’s birthday bash where she met Jacob’s best friend, Will.
She said: “Will was standing there looking fit and I knew I needed his young cock inside me. To be honest, I didn’t think he’d want to shag a 57- year- old woman but I was wrong.
“As I went past him to the bathroom, he winked at me and I turned around to catch him following me.
“‘ You’ve been eyeing me up all night, let’s f** k’, he whispered as he pushed me into the bathroom and hiked up my dress.
“Before I knew it his fingers were plunged deep into my fanny – a hole that hadn’t seen anything but silicone toys for the past year.
“I was sopping wet and was soon begging him to bend me over and shag me. When he did, I came three times and he took 20 minutes to spurt his spunk. I’d never gone so long with my Dennis!”
Since that night, Fiona and Will have got even closer and the pair are now dating, with Fiona crediting Will with her new vitality.
She added: “Will has really reinvigorated me. Before, I was looking after an ageing old bloke who was fat, retired and ready to collect his pension.
“Now, I’ve got my own life back and Will doesn’t need any looking after, he’s a real man – and a fit one at that.
“It obviously helps that he’s 35 years younger than me but do age- gaps really bother people anymore?
“I’ll tell you now, if every woman over 50 could spend one night with a toyboy, they’d never go back to their husbands!
“After a whole year of having no sex, I’ve not had a day without for the last five months. Will can just go and go.
“He’s a bit lacklustre when it comes to foreplay as he’s so eager to just get his cock wet, but I can teach him!”
As for Will, he loves shagging a MILF and says having an older woman in his bed is fulfilling every fantasy he’s ever had.
He said: “From the minute Fiona started ogling me at Jacob’s party, I knew I’d f** k her. I’ve always had a thing for cougars and fit MILFs – girls my age just get too clingy and too attached and they’ve no idea how to handle my member.
“Fiona knows exactly what to do and she’s taught me things I’d never even seen in porn, never mind tried out.
“I was just going to shag her and ditch her but after that first romp I’ve been addicted to her older pussy.
“She moans like no other girl I’ve been with and she’d absolutely filthy in the bedroom, she’ll let me put in her arse and everything.
“My mates reckon it’s proper cool I’m banging a MILF and they’re proper jealous.
“Older women are miles better than younger ones. I’ve met my match in her.”