JESS’S BIG PUUB QUIZ!

1 SEAGULLS in Lime Regis have baffled RSPCA officers by doing what?

a) Eating dogs b) Getting drunk on beer c) Being racist d) Becoming scared of the sea

2 WHAT British institution turned 70 last week?

a) The NHS b) The BBC c) Simon Cowell d) The DHS

3 WHAT distracted tennis star Eugenie Bouchard ( right) during her match at Wimbledon?

a) She had an itchy bum crack b) The ballboy had unfeasibly large bollocks c) The ballboy had left his fly open d) She had left the gas on at home

4 WHAT was announced as being good for boosting male sperm levels?

a) Kale b) Broccoli c) Nuts d) Steak and kidney puddings

5 FORMER Strictly Come Dancing dancer Flavia Cacace has a new career as what?

a) A football analyst b) A carpenter c) A dog groomer d) A hairdresser

6 WHAT have water firms asked people not to do?

a) Take a bath b) Drink too much c) Take a shower d) Flush the loo

7 WHO scored the winning penalty in England’s victory over Colombia?

a) Harry Maguire b) Harry Kane c) Jordan Pickford d) Eric Dier

8 WHICH sitcom couple announced they were shagging in real life?

a) The mum and dad from Outnumbered b) Rigsby and Ruth Jones from Rising Damp c) Joey and Rachel from Friends d) Norm and Cliff from Cheers

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LOVE Island fans were furious after Dani Dyer ( right) did what on the show?

a) Phoned her dad b) Quit c) Cried after being shown a misleading video of her boyfriend being reunited with his ex d) Bit the head off a live mouse and then drank its blood 10 SUPERSTAR pop couple Cheryl Tweedy and Liam Payne ( left) announced to the world that they were doing what last week? a) Anal b) A duet c) Yoga broadcast on Facebook d) Splitting up

11 WHAT did Becky Vardy say was the secret to England’s World Cup players’ success?

a) Being allowed to shag their wives b) Being allowed to play video games c) Being allowed to watch Love Island d) Harry Kane’s pet giraffe Dobbin

12 KATE Price ( right) admitted she has dabbled with what in the past?

a) Satanism b) Cocaine c) Carpentry d) Lesbianism

13 WHICH classic British rock band has announced they are reforming for their 50th anniversary?

a) The Beatles b) The Who c) Led Zeppelin d) Chas and Dave

14 TWENTY per cent of British kids cannot identify a what?

a) Bee b) Wasp c) Hornet d) Turkey Twizzler

15 WHAT club does England goalkeeper Jordan Pickford ( right) play for?

a) Fulchester Rovers b) Everton c) Liverpool d) Tranmere Rovers