ALIENS TOLD ME DAVID WALLIAMS IS DEFINITELY ‘ ONE OF THEM’

Amateur astronomer says he’s spoken to inter-galactic beings on his ‘special radio’

HOBBYIST stargazer Keith Johnson says he’s made contact with ALIENS – and the hyper- intelligent moon men have told him that comedian David Walliams is “one of them”!

Over the past 10 years, Keith, 67, has spent hours in the spare room of his house in Tadcaster, North Yorks, scanning the radio frequencies for evidence of so- called “extra terrestrial intelligence”.

And his breakthrough came on Wednesday night when Keith tuned his “special radio apparatus” to a frequency “slightly to the right of Heart Yorkshire FM” – and heard the unmistakable sound of inter- galactic chit- chat.

He said: “I could hardly believe my ears. I became the first human being in history to make radio contact with an alien civilisation.

“I said into the microphone, ‘ Hello? Hello? This is Planet Earth’.

“There was a pause while their hyper- intelligent astro- brains digested my language and within minutes we were chatting away and they were telling me all sorts of secrets.

“The most staggering thing they told me was that David Walliams was one of them.

“I asked what they meant. Surely HAMMING IT UP: Keith said aliens he spoke to told him the comic David Walliams was ‘ not as other men’ they were not suggesting Walliams was a space alien?

“Again, they said to me that Walliams was ‘ not as other men’.

“This was quite a claim. One of Britain’s favourite entertainers an alien?

“I asked my alien chums for proof of the performer’s extra- terrestrial origins and they insisted that Walliams was ‘ light on his feet’.

“I took that to mean that Walliams is used to stronger gravity on his home planet.”

Keith said that he could have talked to the aliens all night but wife Muriel called him down for his tea.

When Keith later tried to re- establish contact, that the aliens had apparently signed off.

He sighed: “I was disappointed, of course, but still very proud that I’d made contact with aliens.

“I’ll be giving a full report to the North Yorkshire Skywatchers’ Guild at their August meeting.”

The hunt for technologically advanced aliens has drawn a blank for years, despite billions being invested in the search.

Last night a senior source at SETI, the Search for Extra- Terrestrial Intelligence, said that Keith’s claims “made sense”.