‘SHOUTY MIKE’ TOPS POOR LIST FOR SECOND YEAR RUNNING

PISS POOR: Mike holds on to his pauper’s crown for second term IT was a close- run thing, with many young pretenders snapping at his heels.

But Blackpool drunkard “Shouty Mike” has once again topped the annual Sunday Sport Poor List.

The list, which compiles data on the UK’s utterly potless, is now in its seventh edition.

And this is the second time Mike has reached the top, after first being crowned the skintest man in Britain in 2017.

Last year Mike replaced Scunthrope itinerant Mad Douglas at the head of the list, after Dougie died when he choked on a half- eaten Greggs sausage roll.

Mike becomes the first person to top the poll two years running – news that he greeted with a cheery: “F** k off, ya c** ts!’ at his squat yesterday. Explaining the determination that has twice made him Britain’s most- destitute hobo, Mike, 50, howled: “You’re a c** t! She’s a c** t! The polis is a bunch of c** ts! Aldi’s a c** t! GARMENT, GARMENT, WHAAAA! Have you got 50p, mate?” ( Last year’s position in brackets) 1 ( 1) Shouty Mike – Blackpool 2 ( 17) Dirty Susan – Blackpool 3 ( 4) Shouty Angus ( left) – Blackpool 4 ( 12) Dave the Cat – Blackpool 5 (-) Welsh Dennis – Bispham WHEN Dottie Heath got her NIPPLES pierced she wanted to tell the world – and so decided to show off her newly- punctured teat- ends in

The 64- year- old, from Leeming, North Yorks, said: “I was dared by a pal to get my nipples pierced and doubled dared to show my boobs off in

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But the new list is not without controversy.

When the results came out last night, several fights broke out among members of Britain’s unhomed community and there were yelps of “it’s a fix”, “the Poor List is a joke” and “BARNSLEY!”