POO BEAUTY!

A SERIAL shitter described as “a stunning blonde” is being hunted by police.

And officers in Sydney, Australia, are “almost certain” that the mystery woman is a Brit.

Now, the for the first time, the antics of the woman that officers have nicknamed “The Shitty Fitty” have been caught on camera.

And the footage has amazed experts as the slightly- built women, who is carrying a heavy rucksack, manages to squirt out a jet of poo almost SIX FEET!

Sgt Bruce Delaney, of Sydney Community Policing Division, said: “This is an unusual and disgusting series of crimes.

“It was only after the fifth report of public defecation that we realised the description of the suspect was similar in each case.

“Then we got the footage from behind Porter’s liquor store and I can honestly say that in 25 years on the force, I’ve never seen the like.

“She bends over and – WAHEY! – it comes out like a jet from a fire hose. God knows what kind of pressure had been built up.”

Sgt Delaney said that by looking at the woman’s clothes, they are “87% sure” she is British.

Porters owner Jim Schwilk said: “Most people will find it somewhat amusing, while other people will be deeply offended by it.

“But we are very concerned about the mental wellbeing of the poopetrator, or perpetrator.

“I mean, who goes round shitting like that? It ain’t right.”