Heifer humper: I choose cow sex to avoid AIDS

A MAN who was caught balls- deep in a COW said he resorted to bestiality over fears he’ll catch the AIDS off women.

John Mwaura was given a sound beating by residents of Bahati in Kenya’s Nakuru County when he was caught hanging out of the back of the heifer.

When his attackers threatened to kill him, Mwaura offered to give a piece of land to compensate for the harm caused to the animal and the sacrilege he committed.

The 29- year- old ( above) said: “Don’t kill me. Let me surrender my piece of land to pay for the cow.

“I choose to have sex with cows because I fear girls may have HIV and will end up infecting me with it.”

While the residents and owner of the cow were contemplating whether to lynch Mwaura, a police vehicle arrived and whisked the pervert to jail – and safety.

He’ll be charged and faces 10 years in jail. THIS is the bizarre moment a woman performed a sex act on a man at a music festival.

Shocking footage shows an intimate crowd enjoying a live performance before the camera pans over to reveal the odd scene.

A woman is seen in broad daylight appearing to give the man a blowjob as he swigs a drink.

The pair appear not to be fussed by the music fans around them, nor being filmed.

Some of the crowd can be seen staring at the camera and appearing confused about what is unfolding.

The video was shared on a music festival fan Facebook page.