Sunday Sport

PERV GOES ON HONEYMOON WITH HIS HORSE BRIDE

‘Yes, we have a full and active sex life’

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WYOMING the 98,000 square- mile setting for bumming- cowboys movie Brokeback Mountain, slap bang in the middle of the United States and nestled against the Ricky Mountains – is the least- populous state in America.

It is also one of the few places on God’s lovely earth where – WHY OH WYOMING: Timpkins and Clarissa at specialist horse hotel having sex with a HORSE is legal.

Indeed, it is even legal to MARRY your mount in the sparsely- peopled backwater.

That fact alone has made the state a Mecca for warped equine lovers such as Barnsley pervert Billy Timpkins. Timpkins spent £ 40,000 on transporti­ng his horse Clarissa to Wyoming so that he could MARRY her in one of the state’s three HORSE WEDDING CHAPELS.

Timpkins’ extraordin­ary odyssey has been filmed by TV cameras and will be shown in the BBC later this year.

But Sunday Sport was there to witness the whole sordid saga.

Former tax inspector Timpkins, 56, said: “People say that Wyoming is backward and full of injuns and suchlike. Well, it’s the only place broadminde­d enough for me to marry the woman I love.

“It’s cost me a lot to get Clarissa here but this is not about money. It’s about love and commitment.”

Needless to say, Timpkins’ children from his previous marriage refused to attend the unholy union and have broken off contact with their father.

The “wedding” was witnessed by I’M READY TO RIDE: Timpkins claims that he enjoys regular sex romps with his equine love two stable hands, before Timpkins and his bride headed for the adjacent “Man and Horse Hotel” for their “wedding night”.

Timpkins leered: “Yes, of course we have a full and active sex life, especially now we are newlyweds.”

Timpkins plans to spend three weeks’ honeymoon in Wyoming before bringing Clarissa back to an undisclose­d location in West Yorkshire.

Last night experts warned that the second Timpkins sets foot on British soil, he could be arrested for his crimes.

A leading prosecutor, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals, said: “Legal changes brought in to snare war criminals mean that if you commit crimes abroad, you can be prosecuted for them at home.

“And that, for sure, includes horse sex beasts.”

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