WE EACH-ENDED MY GRANNY AT RUBBER MASK FETISH ORGY
Lad’s horror at sex mix-up
SWINGER: Gran Ethel SEX PACT: Josh, Jonty and Ross vowed to keep deed secret A WOULD- BE sex person has been put off kinkiness for LIFE after he and two pals bonked his GRAN at a rubber- mask orgy!
Jonty Malone persuaded pals Ross Green and Josh Marlow to visit SPLUTZ – a fetish- themed sex night at his local swingers’ club in Keele, Staffs.
The trio – all 21 – bought fetish gear online and were ready for a night of no holes barred filth action at the club, a former car showroom. Jonty recalled: “It was all I’d ever hoped for. Ross and Josh took some persuading but I told them there’d be a load of dirty birds there and so they came.
“And, at first, we weren’t disappointed. The moment we walked in there were birds feeling us dicks and saying rude stuff like ‘ Oooh, do us up the arsehole, duck’ and stuff like that.
“We’d had a bit of Spice in the car park outside so we were all up for it.”
The student said things took a turn for the perverted when a woman clad head to toe in rubber got onto the stage and indicated she wanted volunteers to fill “all three holes”.
Jonty said: “We climbed on stage. There were three holes in this woman’s suit – one for the mouth and one each for the front and back bottom.”
Jonty began to cry as he described how he and Ross filled the “lower holes” while the woman sucked off Josh.
He said: “It was only once we had finished and Josh had pulled his cock out of her mouth that the woman said ‘ I’ve not been f** ked like that since our Arthur’s brothers did me.
“It was my gran’s SHOCK: Fetish women voice! Arthur was my late grandad. I felt sick.
“Obviously, Gran had no idea it was me as I had my mask on but I turned and fled.”
Jonty said he and his pals left the club and vowed never to speak of it again.
But he added: “I had to speak out in Sunday Sport to warn people that while these fetish clubs may look all fine and that but you could end up shagging your own gran. Up the ruddy arse, of all things.”
Last night Jonty’s gran Ethel, 77, who lives in sheltered housing in Hanley said: “Well, boys will be boys.”