DAISY’S BIG PUB QUIZ!

1 COPS visited Colin Mitchell, 75, from St Albans because of complaints about his what? a) Orgies b) Rock music c) Fart machine d) Wolverines 2 PUTTING what in your tea increases your risk of getting Alzheimer’s? a) Milk b) Lemon c) Sugar d) Gin 3 WHO has taken over Brexit negotiations from the Brexit Secretary? a) The Chuckle Brothers b) Philip Hammond c) Theresa May d) Brian May 4 A NEW speed limit of what may be imposed on central London roads? a) 4mph b) 5mph c) 35mph d) 20mph 5 WHAT birthday did Louise Brown, Britain’s first test tube baby, celebrate last week? a) 35 b) 20 c) 40 d) 45

6 LIQUID what has been found on Mars? a) Carbon dioxide b) Shit c) Ammonia d) Water 7 WHICH celeb topped the Instagram Rich List, announced last week? a) Kylie Jenner b) Kylie Minogue c) Jeremy Kyle d) Curly Watts 8 WHICH veteran EastEnders character is returning to the soap? a Ethel’s Willie b Lou Beale c Mary the Punk d Dr Legg 9 A TRANNY may be in line for compo because a screw said she was wearing too much what? a Lingerie b Perfume c Lipstick d Blusher 10 WHAT sort of bird engage in necrophilia, according to boffins? a Nuthatches b Crows c Robins d Larks 11 WHICH multibillionaire saw $ 16BILLION wiped of his personal fortune last week? a George Soros b Mark Zuckerberg c Elon Musk d Barry Chuckle 12 THE makers of which confection have failed in a legal bid to legally protect its shape? a Kit- Kat b Walnut Whip c Caramac d Curly- Wurly 13 WHAT does Gary Lineker say is “more important than football”? a Cricket b The War on Terror c Defeating Brexit d Flogging crisps 14 THE heatwave has cause a plague of what, say experts? a Locusts b Rats c Lice d Fat people wearing too few clothes 15 A DIVER found a £ 50,000 lump of what in a Scottish river? a Whale vomit b Heroin c Lead d Gold