ATTACK OF THE KILLER NAZI BREXIT HEDGEHOGS
TWISTED Brussels officials plan to turn Britain’s HEDGEHOGS into fierce KILLERS post- Brexit in a bid to demoralise Brits and make them BEG to return to the European Union! That’s the shock claim made by a whistleblower, who says Eurocrats have based their sick plot on a similar scheme devised by the NAZIS in 1940.
The brave whistleblower, who begged not to be named for fear of most deadly reprisals, said: “One of the ideas that the Nazis hatched ahead of their planned invasion of Britain was to secretly infect hedgehogs with rabies.
“They thought that, with the country’s bestloved animal running round savaging babies in their prams, Britain’s morale would collapse and the country would sue for peace under the Nazi flag.
“In the end Hitler – who despite being a bad egg in so many ways, was actually an animal lover – vetoed the plan and ended up losing the war.
“Now, ironically, a scheme that was too monstrous for Hitler is being revived by the EU. It’s sick.”
Secretly, EU officials reckon that Britain will thrive post- Brexit even without a trade deal with the bloc.
That, they fear, could lead to other nations unhappy with rule by Brussels clamouring to leave the Union.
Our whistleblower said: “The word in Brussels is that Britain must not succeed on the outside.
“If that involves infecting hedgehogs with rabies, so be it.”