PLANE CRAZY!

Brian banned by airline for wearing a NAPPY

WITH his cases checked in and his flight called, holidaymaker Brian Longford was looking forward to two weeks relaxing in Torremolinos in the baking heat of southern Spain.

But when he got to the boarding gate, the stunned 48- year- old was told: “No men dressed as babies!”

And when Brian tried to remonstrate, he was threatened with ARREST under TERRORIST legislation! Now back home in Luton, Beds, fed- up Brian fumed: “I have been all over the world dressed in my adult baby garb – Whitstable, Llandudno, even Hartlepool.

“But they won’t let me on a plane wearing my nappy. It’s an outrage.

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“Fair enough, there were children pointing in the departure hall and a couple even started to cry. But I’m no threat, I just like dressing as a baby.

“They wouldn’t have dared stop me if I was a tranny. I’m looking forward to Brexit so Englishmen can dress as babies without interference from Brussels- inspired pettifogging rules.”

A spokesman for the airline, which cannot be named for legal and security reasons, said: “This particular individual’s attire was not the problem, per se.

“His ‘ nappy’ posed a security concern and searching it was not practical as he appeared to have soiled himself.”