ADRIAN CHILES IS A F-F-F**KING LIGHTWEIGHT

Shouty Angus challenges boozy TV star to drinking contest

THANKS to his documentary Drinkers Like Me, Adrian Chiles is now the nation’s most famous sot.

The former Daybreak star and ITV Sport host was shown filling in a drinks diary during the BBC2 show – admitting his weekly booze units sometimes ran into TRIPLE figures.

The maximum recommended by medics is a paltry 14.

But while Chiles’s programme has been hailed as a wake- up call to middle- class boozers, it has caused OUTRAGE in members of the full- time drinking community.

Blackpool’s Angus “Shouty Angus” McTavish is particularly upset at what he calls Chiles’s “cultural appropriation”.

Angus, 42, gibbered: “See that Adrian Chiles? You see him? He’s talking – HATHERSAGE! – about having a few pints and having a drink problem.

“A few pints? That’s a f** king eye- opener before brekkie for me.

“But who gets on the TV talking about – STARCH! – the booze like he’s Christ al- f** king Mighty? Adrian Chiles, that’s who!

“Can you imagine the to- do if I went on the telly to make a – FINDUS! – documentary about slavery? There’d be hell on.

“You see that Adrian Chiles? It’s cultural appropriation that is. Like that c** t Jamie Oliver and his f** king rice. MAYPOLE!”

Angus went on to challenge Chiles to a “proper drinking contest” under Blackpool Central pier at low tide – before becoming confused, wetting his trousers and sobbing over the loss of a woman called Muriel. CHALLENGE: Angus and ( Adrian