BOOZY SCHOOL MISS SUCKS OFF LABRADOR

COPS investigating a school teacher for “inappropriate contact” with students found she’s been far more inappropriate… with her pet DOG!

Police seized Drama Miss Jane Ford’s phone and computer after reports that she’d been texting nude pictures of herself to pupils at the William Grayson High School in Blackstone, Virginia.

Sure enough, detectives discovered that Ford, 23, had indeed sent snaps of her neatly- shaven private parts to two 15- year- old lads.

But other photo files on her laptop – initially password protected – made the officers sit up and take notice.

In them, the naked and drunk Ford can be seen SUCKING OFF her fiveyearold Labrador Freddie.

A police source said: “Hell, I done thought I seen just about everything I could see in this wide, wide world.

“But I ain’t never seen a high school teacher fellating a dog before, no siree.

“And a good looker, too. The teacher, I mean, not the dog.”

Ford has been charged with sending obscene material to minors, indecent conduct and bestiality.

Police say they can find no evidence that she had sexual contact with the teen lads, and she denies it.

The police source said: “We can only hope she’s telling the truth ain’t touched them young men. No young fella wants to play second fiddle to a gol- durned dog, do he?” Ford remains locked up in Blackstone County Jail for her

own protection.