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Dear Kelly,

I GOT a text message the other day from a bird I did not know. It read: “Want to suk ur cok all nite.”

I sent one back saying that she must have got the wrong number but she was welcome to suck me off. To my amazement she replied and suggested we meet. I couldn’t believe it. She was slim with long, dark hair, about 30 and very glamorous.

We went back to her place and I was rock- hard. She undid my pants and unleashed by throbbing love beast. She then sucked me off and let me explode between her 34Ds. We then had it doggy- style and she loved it as I pulled her hair. I haven’t seen her since and she does not return my texts. Any advice? MH, Liverpool

Kelly says...

REMEMBER what a great night you had and move on.

Dear Kelly,

I’M a 27- year- old woman and I’ve been having sex with a neighbour’s son for the past six weeks. He’s 18, 6ft 2in tall and I can’t get enough of him. The first time we f** ked he was a virgin but now he’s a lot more experienced – and experimental.

He takes me front, back and sideways and when he goes down on me I never fail to orgasm. This morning I could hardly walk properly – that’s because I let him take me up the arse.

Anyway, he really loves it when I lick his balls and tickle his arsewhile I suck him off. And I love it when he plunges my hidden depths with his big dick and orgasms all on my tits.

But do you think I’m wrong for having it off with a lad who is so much younger than me? Please help! BN, Kent

Kelly says…

LUCKY you! Get itwhile you can.