FRED WEST’S GHOST HAUNTS MY FRIDGE
PENSIONER DAVE’S CHILLING TRUE STORY
FORGET the House of Horrors… OAP Dave Ball says he’s sharing his home with the FRIDGE FROM HELL!
Because the evil spirit of murderous madman Fred West is haunting the 6ft- tall chiller and Dave is convinced it’s going to KILL him.
Dave, from Bishop Auckland, Co Durham, bought the fridge freezer a month ago from a man who was selling stolen supermarket bacon and razor blades at his local pub.
Everything was fine at first and former welder Dave, 67, thought the £ 75 purchase was an absolute bargain.
But a bargain it was not – because his swanky new kitchen appliance was actually a portal to eternal damnation.
Petrified Dave told Sunday Sport: “When I brought the fridge back home I gave it a good clean and stocked it up.
Voice
“It was great for the first few days, but on about the third night I came down for a glass of milk and I heard a voice coming from a tin of tuna I’d half eaten for my tea.
“I’d splashed out on a branded tuna tin, instead of Tesco’s own which I normally get. It was to celebrate having a posh new fridge.
“The ghostly voice said, ‘ I’m the best tuna you can buy. Never get that Tesco shit again or I will chop you up and bury you in the garden’.
“I was scared senseless but assured myself I was hearing things and then it yelled, ‘ If you buy any more Tesco tuna I’ll f** king kill you!’”
Dave then paused for a moment and said, “Sorry, I’ve just realised it’s not Fred West that’s haunting my fridge… it’s JOHN WEST!
“I’m so sorry to have wasted your time.”
At that point, Dave’s wife Susan entered the kitchen and said: “Our Dave, what are these people doing here? Are you on about that haunted fridge again? You must remember to take your medication.
“Come on, sit down and have your tablets, that’s a good boy.”
Gloucester serial killer Fred was awaiting trial on 12 murder charges when he hanged himself at Winson Green Prison in January 1995.
He and wife Rose – who was jailed for life – tortured their victims, chopping many of them up and burying them under their Cromwell Street cellar and in the garden.