THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY
WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page! No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony Angels! This week DANI MAYE has been reading through your letters and emails. Here’s her advice…
Dear Dani,
I HAVE been married to my wife for 10 years and I’m afraid our sex life has become a bit boring. She is lovely but she can be somewhat predictable. We go to bed and have a bit of foreplay where I spend ages bringing her to a frenzy with my fingers and tongue.
But after a short time doing this, she lays flat on her back and waits to be shagged.
I always oblige but what I’d really like is a little bit of the old rough, spontaneous sex. And that’s why I’ve started having a fling with a woman I work with.
I’ve had her over the boxes in the stationery cupboard and in the car park, in the back of her little sports car, but I feel guilty as I love my missus. What the hell is wrong with me? Any suggestions? TG, Notts
Dani says…
JUST talk to your missus – I’m sure you’ll work it out.
Dear Dani,
HAVE a fantastic time in the bedroom with my man. We always make each other climax – he loves to go down on me for ages before sticking his huge knob up me.
And I love it when my bloke pulls out just before he orgasms and sprays his stuff all over my tummy and tits.
It not only makes me feel horny and ready to shag him all over again, but it makes me feel proud for getting him to climax in the first place.
It’s like seeing the fruits of my labour. DL, north London
Dani says…
IT’S meant to be really good for your skin, so rub it in afterwards.
I’m full of guilt since I rode my neighbour’s huge cock!
Dear Dani,
I’VE just dropped myself in it big- style with my boyfriend.
While we were making love last weekend I called out our new neighbour’s name by mistake.
It all started when the wife of the guy in question invited us round to their place for getting- to- know- you drinks, which was nice of them.
Impressive
I have to confess I got pretty tipsy and I stumbled into the bathroom where my male neighbour was having a pee.
I couldn’t help catching sight of his manhood and I have to say it was very impressive. From that moment on I knew I just had to have it for myself.
A couple of nights later I was lying in bed with my slumbering fella when I heard the couple next door noisily making love. The sound of them grunting in ecstacy confirmed to me that the fella knew how to use his monster of a cock.
That made up my mind and I knew exactly what I was going to do.
A few days after that I saw my neighbour’s wife go out. On the pretext of running out of milk I knocked on his back door and caught him stripped to his shorts, putting some washing in the machine.
I stared open- mouthed at him but he smiled and moved towards me, guessing why I was really there.
He kissed me deeply and hard before we went upstairs and I got to ride that massive cock of his.
So how do I now smooth things over with my fella? I feel so guilty. MM, Herts
Dani says…
SIMPLE. Don’t tell him.
Dear Dani,
MY girlfriend’s best mate is blonde and busty and I shagged her a couple of weeks ago.
We met by coincidence in a nightclub and I ended up back at her place, taking her doggy- style on the sofa.
We carried on like that for about 15 minutes and then she stunned me when she told me to do her “other hole”.
My girlfriend has never let me do that – even though I’ve begged her on several occasions, round about my birthday each year.
The next morning I felt horribly guilty. But I couldn’t help myself and we agreed to see each other again later that night.
She told me to drive her out to the country so we could do the business on the back seat of my motor.
The trouble is that since then she’s always ringing me and I’m getting a bit worried about her behaviour.
And I’m absolutely terrified that she will tell my girlfriend all about our sordid fling at some point.
Should I keep bonking her – but ask her to keep her trap shut – or do you think I should end the affair now.
What should I do? TE, Staffs
Dani says…
PRAY your girlfriend doesn’t find out – because if I was her, I’d chop your bits off!