BOYBAND ‘TAKE SCAT’ CAUSE SHIT STORM AT -FACTOR STUDIOS

Busty Gab makes a splash! Lads accuse Cowell of ‘FETISHPHOBIA’

CAMPAIGN: Darren, Eavis, Tonto and Jed claim Cowell ( has discriminated against them EVER wondered what top glamour girl Gabrielle Saint looks like first thing in a morning? Well, wonder no longer! Our snappa caught the 32- year- old model enjoying a morning soak in the bath at her Edinburgh home before she got ready for a photo shoot. And even without any make- up, the 32G beauty is still STUNNING. Gab told us: “I don’t normally have my picture taken before the stylist has been to work. But your photographer came in while I was in the bath and stark naked! “He is such a naughty boy. Luckily, I was not playing with my bathtime toys!” FANS of a boy band who sing about POO last night picketed the first live X Factor show after their fave group was BANNED at the audition stage.

X Factor organisers thought that Take Scat were a jazz tribute to the legendary Nineties pop group.

So they were horrified when the lads got on stage and began singing about “caviar”, “brown showers” and “tarmacking”.

As it quickly sank in the group was crooning about beastly sex acts involving number twos, they were dragged from the stage by security guards and told never to darken The X Factor’s doors again.

But the lads – Darren, Eavis, Tonto and Jed – refused to take the snub lying down.

They have started an online campaign accusing X Factor boss Simon Cowell of fetishphobia and “shaming alternative sexualities”.

Tonto, 24, told Sunday Sport: “Cowell would be shunned by society if he banned a gay or lesbian act from The X Factor.

“And he’d be attacked in the street if he banned a tranny!

“But it seems that our chosen lifestyle of scat is fair game for discrimination, hatred and contempt.

“Can four men singing about expressing their love by opening their bowels really be that offensive in 2018?!”

The lads had planned to pelt Cowell, 59, with their own stools last night but were warned off by their legal team and local environmental health officers.

Instead, they chanted pro- scat slogans like: “One- two… we love poo,” and “Shit isn’t dirty”.

Last night a source close to Cowell said: “This lot are nutters, pure and simple.

“Can you imagine the smell under those warm studio lights? Doesn’t bear thinking about…”