All you want for Xmas is... NIPPLE COVERS!

Train perv flashed cock at two women Child benefit claim was for a WOMBAT

ONLINE fashion retailer Boohoo have launched a festive range of NIPPPLE COVERS to help women party hard during Christmas.

Boohoo unveiled them to make the festive season look a lot jollier.

A pair of green and red Christmas wreath ones, with golden balls at the centre of the design, are one of the designs. But if wreaths aren't your thing during the party season, the UKbased online fashion retailer have also unveiled a pair of present nipple covers and a Christmas star set.

Each priced at £ 5, the bargain boob decorations are proof that as well as decorating the tree, women can have even more fun decorating their teets this Christmas.

To buy your festive nipple covers online now, head to www. boohoo. co. uk COPS are hunting a pervert who twice whipped his cock out on a train to flash at women.

The sicko flopped his Johnson out in front of two separate women and both times started to play with himself.

British Transport Police say a man is believed to have “touched himself inappropriately” in front of two women on the Cross City train from Birmingham.

The man is said to have boarded the West Midlands Railway train at Birmingham New Street and a spokesperson for BTP said: “The man sat on the seat directly behind the driver's cab.

“He then proceeded to put his hands down his trousers while looking in the direction of a woman, before exposing himself and touching himself inappropriately.

“The man then stood up and moved through the carriage to sit and face another woman, who he also exposed himself to before walking through the train and sitting down in another carriage.” A BENEFITS fraudster who tried to claim thousands for her daughter has been convicted of obtaining money by deception after her new- born child was in fact a baby WOMBAT.

Helena Cho, 38, even registered the birth and, as a single unemployed mother, was trying to claim £ 300- a- week from the government.

But when a health inspector visited her home near Canberra, Australia, they discovered her baby was in fact a marsupial. The woman had been caring for the creature as though it was a child – feeding it, bathing it and putting it to sleep in a cot.

The wombat has now been sent to a wildlife centre and with a view to eventually releasing it back into the wild.

A source said: “We don't think this was about money. We think she found the wombat abandoned and was genuinely using the money to raise it.

“But however well intentioned, it's fraud.”