SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
TV PRESENTER Sir David Attenborough returns to screens tonight with his brand new series Dynasties.
Despite being 92, the much- loved wildlife guru still travels the globe to film the wonders of the natural world and his latest show promises to be yet another hit.
But while you settle down to Dynasties, here’s 10 things you might not know about national treasure Sir David… AT 11 years old he struck a deal selling newts to University College, Leicester, for 3d ( three old pence) each. WHEN he got his first job in TV, he didn’t even own a television but has now become the only person to have won BAFTAs for programmes in black and white, colour, HD and 3D. HE doesn’t own a car because he’s never passed his driving test and loathes sending emails, much preferring to write letters or fax. HE’S best known for nature programmes but in 1969, when he was controller of BBC Two, he introduced televised snooker and it has stayed on the channel ever since. HIS home helped to solve a case from the 19th century. He was having land excavated in 2011 when a human head was found. It belonged to Julia Martha Thomas, who more than a century earlier had been murdered, dismembered and boiled by her housekeeper. IF he could come back as anything, he says it would be the laziest creature on earth – a sloth. HE is NOT a fan of George W Bush. In a 2005 interview, Sir David declared he thought Bush was the era’s greatest “environmental villain”. His most detested animal is a rat. He said: “I don’t like rats, I’ve never made a secret of that – they are the ultimate horrible thing.” AT the start of his career, he was kept off TV because his teeth were too BIG. A memo from his boss said: “He should not be used as an interviewer again, his teeth are too big.” IN 1947 he spent two years serving in the Royal Navy and was based in North Wales and the Firth of Forth. NARROW ESCAPE: Blonde MILF Audrey avoided jail SOME teachers are pretty strict in the classroom while others are a soft touch.
And some teachers send you snaps of their dripping MINGE before getting you drunk and high and then sucking your hard COCK!
Audrey Grabarkiewicz falls into the third category – which means she must be every schoolboy’s DREAM teacher!
For the blonde 46- year- old and her teacher pal Sarah Jane Lindsay hosted sex and booze parties for teen lads at Grabarkiewicz’s home in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Grabarkiewicz dodged jail by the skin of her teeth and was given a suspended sentence after pleading guilty to 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
The teacher took what is known as Alford’s rule in which a defendant does not admit guilt but accepts a jury would convict them on hearing the evidence.
Grabarkiewicz had faced up to 10 years in jail but by coughing to the delinquency charges, which involved giving alcohol and dope to minors, she avoided underage sex charges.
The court heard that randy Grabarkiewicz “groomed” students by sending them explicit photos.
In one, a topless Grabarkiewicz sucks on a banana, as though it was a teen’s steel- hard, spunk- bulging COCK.
In a later snap she has the same banana shoved up her shaved- bald MINGE.
Yet another snap is a close- up of Grabarkiewicz’s labia, glistening with the wetness of her fanny juices.
But while she escaped a possible lengthy spell in jail her marriage did not survive the scandal of her arrest.
Authorities said she was served with divorce papers by her husband Eddie while she was being held in prison and no longer has contact with her three children.
Grabarkiewicz and her friend Lindsay were arrested after teens told police they were plied with booze and marijuana before having sex with the middle aged women.
Both women were fired from their jobs at Boiling Springs Elementary School when the allegations broke.
An ex- colleague of Grabarkiewicz said: “She always seemed so prim and proper. Who would have known?
“Hell, what’s she doing to that banana? Sweet baby Jesus – she’s putting it up her goddamned pussy.
“Well, isn’t that the darndest thing I ever did see.” TITS ’ N’ ASS: Blonde shows off her assets in amazing set of selfies FRUITY: Audrey shows off her oral skills in a banana- suck pic READ MY LIPS: Teacher splays her fanny for the camera