CORBYN TABOO SEX OUTRAGE

LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn is set to make the bizarre claim that Brexit is a TAX on BUM SEX!

What’s more, the socialist hard- liner claims that the poor will be hardest hit by the so- called “Anal Tax” which will be levied if the UK crashes out of the European Union with no trade deal.

Corbyn’s reasoning stems from the fact that much of Britain’s arse- greasing bum sex lubricant is imported via the EU and a ‘ No Deal’ Brexit would slap import duty of up to 10 per cent on the products.

A Labour source said: “Jeremy is keen that everyone in Britain should have equal access to bum sex.

“If the price of arse lubricant skyrockets, the most vulnerable in society will be denied the lube they need – either that, or go in dry. “And nobody wants that.” Mr Corbyn’s stance is in marked contrast to his position before he became Labour leader, when he was one of the most- staunchly anti- EU MPs in the Commons.

Our source said: “Jeremy and his advisers smell blood in the water. Defeat over Brexit could cause the collapse of the government and an opportunity for a Labour regime.

“If Jeremy needs to prey on people’s fears of a Bum Sex Tax to usher in a socialist utopia in the UK, so be it.”

Tories are bewildered by Corbyn’s strategy, with one senior MP calling him a “c** t”.