W*NK ‘N DECK!
Drunk pleasures himself on sun lounger ...then shits pants
A DRUNK man was arrested after pleasuring himself on his sun longer – while clutching a bottle of vodka.
When police turned up to confront Phillip Leach, he admitted: “I’ve just been wanking.”
Leach, 39, ended up naked after downing “copious amounts” of vodka mixed with medication, a court heard.
“He then lost control of his bowels and dirtied his clothes,” admitted his solicitor, Tracey Wood.
A horrified parent spotted Leach performing the all- too- public sex act on himself.
Cocktail
Even though he did it in his garden in Boldon, Tyne and Wear, prosecutor Lorna Rimell said: “There’s no way he couldn’t have been seen from the position he was in.”
After Leach initially admitted the offence, he later denied it in police interview.
But he pleaded guilty at South Tyneside Magistrates’ Court, where Miss Wood said: “He’s just not really been with it.”
In mitigation, it was claimed Leach has mental health issues and “does rely somewhat” on alcohol.
But commenting on the cocktail with his medication, Miss Wood added: “They don’t mix well.”
She added: “It is not normally something he would normally do.”
A probation worker told the court she had concerns about Leach’s “escalating” alcohol use.
She added she may seek help in the form of an alcohol referral order to curb his drinking.
Leach pleaded guilty to an amended charge of exposure. He was granted unconditional bail ahead of sentencing on February 20.