BRITAIN’S NOEL GALLAGHER TRIBUTE SHAT IN PHONE BOX OMG! Just look at that pizza!

STOP SHITTING YOUR ARSE OUT: Phone box where Martin did shit DEFICATELY MAYBE: Martin’s CD was a flop A MUSICIAN hailed by the press as “the shittest Noel Gallagher tribute in Britain” has narrowly dodged jail after drunkenly defecating in a telephone box.

Martin Johnson, 36, has been living in social housing in Manchester after re- mortgaging his home to finance a CD release of his versions of Oasis hits including What’s the Story… Morning Glory and Wonderwall.

The album bombed after reviewers called it “utter shite”.

Johnson’s home was then repossessed after he couldn’t repay the licensing fees demanded for covering the tracks.

A court last week heard that the former teacher’s life had “spiralled out of control” as he sought solace from his failure in strong drink.

His fall was completed when, having locked himself out of his house after a drinking binge, Johnson was forced to empty his bowels in a phone box.

His foul act was seen by a group of Cubs out completing their Neighbourhood Awareness and Diversity Badge and the police were summoned.

In court Johnson pleaded guilty to befouling a public communication device and was given 120 hours’ unpaid work.

He was also ordered to pay £ 500 compo.

Outside court Johnson told waiting newsmen to “f** k right off”.

Noel Gallagher was unavailable for comment last night.