Debbie and Sian share their X-rated PUB TALK

FAVOURITE POSITION

DEBBIE: I love doing it in the shower. I like to get all wet and lather up with my fella. It feels so sexy when you’re all clean and silky and you slide off each other.

SIAN: It sounds weird but I love doing it so you can’t see the guy’s face. Then you can imagine whatever you want – and whoever you want them to be!

Or up against the wall. I’d love to find a man strong enough to lift me up and shag me hard up against the wall.

WILLY SIZE

SIAN: Size definitely matters to me. DEBBIE: I don’t think it does – it’s painful if the cock’s too big.

CAUGHT OUT

SIAN: When I shared a house with other people I was having sex with my boyfriend and one of my housemates barged in. He didn’t realise we were shagging before he came in and he jumped on the bed. We were laying totally naked under the sheets and he didn’t have a clue.

DEBBIE: My ex- boyfriend’s sister walked in on us once. She was having a party at the house and she suddenly burst in the room. She didn’t get to see much – just her brother’s arse!

OH- NO MOMENT

SIAN: I really hate waking up the next morning and having that horrible feeling. You’ve still got your make- up on from the night before, have vague memories of it all and then you have to walk home in last night’s outfit. The shame of it.

DEBBIE: One time, I woke up and dumped the guy. I’d been sick all down him and he’d taken me home and looked after me but I just couldn’t take the embarrassment and had to dump him.

SPIT OR SWALLOW

SIAN: I always swallow. It’s more intimate and I think the fella feels better when you do that, rather than running to the toilet and spitting it into the sink.

DEBBIE: I agree, swallowing makes it less messy and it’s quite painless if you don’t keep it in your mouth for too long.

DRESSING UP DEBBIE: I dressed up in a naughty nurse’s outfit for a Hallowe’en party once. It was quite kinky because it was very short and you could see my bum. My fella liked it and asked me to wear it again for his birthday a month later. The sex was great! SIAN: I like to wear saucy outfits that you can keep on after you’ve been out in it. Then you don’t have to strip off when you get home.

And I think it’s a turn- on not wearing any knickers and then letting your fella know halfway through the night when he can’t do anything about it.

THREESOMES

SIAN: I’ve always had boyfriends who are well up for it but I’ve never had one. DEBBIE: Yeah, but what guy wouldn’t want a threesome? SIAN: The trouble is that men always want it with another girl and I think I’d be too jealous of her with my fella. DEBBIE: Totally – I’d be checking her out to make sure she’s not touching him or anything. Which kills the whole idea! SIAN: Men just like the idea of watching two girls getting it on and kissing each other. It’s that whole girl- on- girl fantasy for them. DEBBIE: I’d prefer to do it with two total strangers.

KINKY STUFF

DEBBIE: I love doing it outside. It’s best on a summer’s evening when it’s quite warm and you can feel the breeze brushing over your naked body. I used to do it in a field near this disused quarry with one ex. SIAN: I love using handcuffs. Being tied up is quite a thing for me. DEBBIE: I’m the opposite, I like to dominate so I prefer to tie my man down. SIAN: Actually, the kinkiest thing I did most recently was letting someone watch us having sex. We have some builders working outside our house and I was shagging my fella with the curtains wide open. He was worried that they could see but I told him I wasn’t bothered and we just carried on. It’s quite a thrill knowing

they might have been watching us and then probably going home and having a wank about it that evening.

SEX TOYS

SIAN: I’ve got two vibrators. DEBBIE: Oh my God – I don’t even own one! SIAN: I’ve got a Rampant Rabbit which I’ve had for ages, but I find it a bit too hard. So I got a metal one as well. DEBBIE: Surely the metal one is harder? SIAN: I know, but it’s not as gimmicky. It’s not got all the bits on it. It’s just nice and straight and big. DEBBIE: My ex wouldn’t let me get one – he said it made him feel inadequate. SIAN: Typical! All men are like that because they know it could do a better job than them! Then again, a lot of men love watching their partners play with themselves and even join in.

My fella used to do that if he came back and caught me at it!

ONE- OFFS SIAN: I’ve not had them with strangers but with people I’ve known for a while.

DEBBIE: Well I’ve just split up with my boyfriend after three years so I guess I have some catching up to do!

BEST SEX

DEBBIE: I like make- up sex. You always feel so much hornier when you’re doing it after a row. Maybe all your emotions are fired up.

SIAN: The friend who I slept with was great in bed and he could last for ages.

LESBO LOVIN’

SIAN: I’ve kissed three different girls. Two were just drunken kissing in a club but the other one wanted to get more serious and even invited me back to hers. I turned her down. I think girls are gorgeous and they are great kissers but that’s as far as it goes for me.

DEBBIE: Me too. I only do it when I’m a bit tipsy – it’s just a giggle.

BUM FUN

DEBBIE: My ex loved it. It was his favourite position. Unfortunately for him it’s not mine but I used to do it as a treat – on his birthday and special occasions.

SIAN: That’s sweet of you! I’ve never tried it but only because nobody’s asked.

FANTASIES

DEBBIE: Mine is to have sex on a beach with someone exotic.

SIAN: I know it sounds a bit soppy and romantic but I’d like to find someone who I really fancy and get on with who is awesome in bed. That would be perfect.