Leave my cock alone, I’m NOT Big Sam!

SAM Allardyce doppelganger Martin Thomas says he is fed up of being chased by cock- hungry women who are convinced he is the muchsacked football manager.

The delivery driver reckons he’s being plagued by Big Sam fans who want him to slip them a length.

And he wants the world to know he is not the former England, Everton and Newcastle boss.

Martin, 37, from Welshpool, Powys, moaned: “My life is a living hell.

“Morning, noon and night, women accost me and say, ‘ Ooh Big Sam, show me how big you are?’

“Then they make a grab for my meat and two veg and I have to say, ‘ leave my cock alone. I’m not Big Sam’.

“It happens up to 30 times a day and it is getting so bad I’m scared to leave the house.

“God knows how the real Sam Allardyce copes, but I am fed up to the back teeth of women grabbing my cock.”

Martin says his harassment has got worse in the last 12 months since he piled on weight.

“It’s weird but my strong Welsh accent doesn’t convince them I’m not Sam,” he sighed.

“Women can’t help themselves now when they’re around me.

“I had no idea he was so popular with women. I used to think he was a bit of a tool, but now I’ve got a glimpse into what his life is really like I feel sorry for him.

“If he gets anything like the attention I get, he must be fighting them off with a stick.

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