I’ve never seen my wife suck so much cock
LAST week’s Swingfields open air sex festival was overshadowed somewhat by an attendee being rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack.
But the medical emergency certainly didn’t dampen the mood for keen swingers Kev and Jan Maxwell and the 700 sex people who were there.
For the randy couple, who were attending their second Swingfields festival in Ledbury, Herefordshire, said they came home “literally shagged out”.
Kev and Jan, from Selly Oak, Birmingham, have been into the swinging scene for five years.
And they loved Swingfields so much when they attended the 2018 bash, they booked a place at the 2019 event as soon as they could.
Kev said: “The thing about the BONKERS: Kev and Jan love the atmosphere at Swingfields... and the sex, of course swinging community everyone is so friendly.
“There are no barriers of class or race and there is just so much respect.
“Respect and sex, of course. There’s a lot of sex going on all the time.”
Jan said: “To be honest, there’s probably more sex goes on at Glastonbury. It’s just that here it’s open and celebrated.
“There’s quite a large LGBT element, which is good as I love sucking pussy. Mmmm.” is that
Kev explained: “It’s just a place where you can be yourself and relax without the sneering of the ‘ ordinary’, non- swinging world.
“And I love to see Jan getting shagged by other men.
“At one point she had two cocks in her mouth at once – I’ve never seen her suck so much cock as she did that weekend.
“And up the arse? By God, she loves it!”
Jan agreed: “I love anal, me. I can’t get enough of it.”
Thankfully, it emerged last week that the 52- year- old woman who suffered the heart attack would make a full recovery.
She had started gasping for breath while mingling with wife swappers and sex enthusiasts during events which included jelly wrestling and a very rude tug o’ war.
An air ambulance rushed her from the Swingfields festival to hospital.
She had a stent fitted in one of her blocked arteries and is making a recovery.