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He’s such a good all-rounder – great with his tongue, hands and willy!

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BEST SEX JULIA: So I assume things have got much better for you since then? KATIE: Oh hell, yes. My current boyfriend blows my mind every time we hop between the sheets. He’s such a good all- rounder, he’s amazing with his tongue and his hands.

His willy is my favourite object in the world. And we nearly always make sure we get a nice 69 in before we start shagging – that never fails to get me dripping wet. JULIA: Ooh, you saucy mare. Sounds great! And I have to say the sex with my boyfriend keeps getting better and better too. We like to experiment and we’re always trying new things.

I’d recommend losing all inhibition­s to any couple having trouble in the bedroom. It works wonders.

WORST SEX KATIE: OK, you can stop bragging now. Tell me about your worst sex. JULIA: I can honestly say I’ve never had bad sex. It’s always satisfied my needs. I have one or two orgasms every session and that’s sufficient for any girl.

I suppose there have been a few times where it’s been a bit of a fumble because we’ve been so drunk, but other than that I have no complaints. KATIE: Lucky you! My worst sex has always been the times when I’m left completely unfulfille­d. Guys who come in minutes are the worst.

This one time on holiday, it was over in literally seconds. I considered finishing the job off myself to piss him off, but I was too drunk and just went to sleep with a cob on. the time, so I had to get it over with quickly.

But I felt really bad, because I don’t think it’s right to fake it.

If a guy isn’t doing it right, then you should try to coach him into doing the right things.

But I never have thankfully. KATIE: It’s not fair, you have the perfect sex life!

I’ve done it once, just to make the guy feel better because he was that bad.

If I was having sex with someone I wouldn’t like to think they weren’t enjoying it, so I’d rather make a few extra noises and everyone’s happy then. that problem, there waiting to be used was too much of a temptation.

I haven’t watched it back either, because I don’t want to hear all the noises I make.

LESBO LOVING JULIA: Remember that time me and you ended up snogging? KATIE: Oh God, yeah. We were getting hounded by those idiots on holiday, so I thought we’d get rid of them by pretending we were lesbians.

I enjoyed the kiss but, no offence, you’re my best mate and I can’t imagine munching your carpet. JULIA: Oh I know, well it was fun while

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