He’s such a good all-rounder – great with his tongue, hands and willy!
BEST SEX JULIA: So I assume things have got much better for you since then? KATIE: Oh hell, yes. My current boyfriend blows my mind every time we hop between the sheets. He’s such a good all- rounder, he’s amazing with his tongue and his hands.
His willy is my favourite object in the world. And we nearly always make sure we get a nice 69 in before we start shagging – that never fails to get me dripping wet. JULIA: Ooh, you saucy mare. Sounds great! And I have to say the sex with my boyfriend keeps getting better and better too. We like to experiment and we’re always trying new things.
I’d recommend losing all inhibitions to any couple having trouble in the bedroom. It works wonders.
WORST SEX KATIE: OK, you can stop bragging now. Tell me about your worst sex. JULIA: I can honestly say I’ve never had bad sex. It’s always satisfied my needs. I have one or two orgasms every session and that’s sufficient for any girl.
I suppose there have been a few times where it’s been a bit of a fumble because we’ve been so drunk, but other than that I have no complaints. KATIE: Lucky you! My worst sex has always been the times when I’m left completely unfulfilled. Guys who come in minutes are the worst.
This one time on holiday, it was over in literally seconds. I considered finishing the job off myself to piss him off, but I was too drunk and just went to sleep with a cob on. the time, so I had to get it over with quickly.
But I felt really bad, because I don’t think it’s right to fake it.
If a guy isn’t doing it right, then you should try to coach him into doing the right things.
But I never have thankfully. KATIE: It’s not fair, you have the perfect sex life!
I’ve done it once, just to make the guy feel better because he was that bad.
If I was having sex with someone I wouldn’t like to think they weren’t enjoying it, so I’d rather make a few extra noises and everyone’s happy then. that problem, there waiting to be used was too much of a temptation.
I haven’t watched it back either, because I don’t want to hear all the noises I make.
LESBO LOVING JULIA: Remember that time me and you ended up snogging? KATIE: Oh God, yeah. We were getting hounded by those idiots on holiday, so I thought we’d get rid of them by pretending we were lesbians.
I enjoyed the kiss but, no offence, you’re my best mate and I can’t imagine munching your carpet. JULIA: Oh I know, well it was fun while