Bin Laden’s son was BUMMED to death by goat
OSAMA Bin Laden’s son and heir to his terrorist empire died on the end of a randy goat’s COCK, we can EXCLUSIVELY reveal.
Hamza Bin Laden was reported killed last week and early leaked intelligence reports suggested he died in a US air strike.
But we can report that was just a sanitised version put out so as not to appal the public.
Claiming he died in a surgical air strike would also give American forces kudos for a successful mission.
A Yank intelligence source told us: “After we killed his dad back in 2011 Hamza was a loose end. We knew he was a danger to American interests and that he’d be keen to avenge his old man.
Unsavoury
“When we heard he’d died, we started working out how we could claim the kill. Subsequently, we heard that Hamza had died of a ruptured arsehole while being bummed up the arse by a billy goat that he’d given some kind of sex potion.
“We took the decision that nobody was going to report anything so unsavoury so we leaked ‘ Oh, he got killed in one of our air strikes’.”
The son of al- Qaeda founder Osama Bin Laden had released audio and video messages calling for attacks on the US and other countries.
As recently as February, the US Government offered $ 1million (£ 825,000) for information leading to his capture.
Bin Laden Junior, thought to be aged about 30, was seen as an emerging leader of al- Qaeda.
President Donald Trump declined to comment when questioned by reporters on Wednesday, as did White House national security adviser John Bolton.
There has been no confirmation from al- Qaeda about how Hamza Bin Laden died with insiders suspecting that they are afraid that the truth might damage their cause.
Supporters of the Islamist militant group have urged caution over the reports and are awaiting an official announcement from its leaders.