G PUB QUIZ!

WHY are Harry and Meghan only having two kids? a) They don’t have room for more b) They reckon it will save the planet c) They don’t want the servants to be too busy d) Meghan wants to keep her mimsy neat HOW is electrician Ray Taylor keeping thieves from breaking into his van? a) He’s dug a moat around it b) He’s wired it to 1,000- volts c) He’s filled it with sharks d) He’s smeared it with his own filth HOW did Ryanair tell staff that hundreds of them were going to be laid off? a) A plane dragging a banner through the sky b) In a text message they were charged £ 5 for c) In a video message from boss Michael O’Leary ( left) d) Carrier pigeon HOW many private jets flew in to a celebrity “climate change” summit organised by Google? a) 0 b) 1 c) 10 d) 114 WHICH constituency did the Tories lose to the LibDems on Thursday? a) Henley b) Islington South c) Brecon and Radnorshire d) Upper Bottom THIS jumbled up rude word would leave Countdown’s Rachel Riley with a face redder than an embarrassed tomato. Can you work out what it is? WHAT did Myleene Klass ( share on social media last week? a) A dirty joke about whelks b) A lecture on global warming c) Secret sex pics of her former Hear’Say band- mates d) A naked snap showing her pregnant belly WHY are the residents of upscale Wollaton, Nottingham, up in arms? a) The gypsies have moved in b) An asylum- seeker processing centre is being built nearby c) Their local sewage farm overflowed in the floods d) Their Waitrose is closing and being replaced by a Lidl WHICH Derbyshire town was evacuated on Thursday aftrenoon amid fears it would be swept away if a dam ( burst? a) Chapel- en- leFrith b) Matlock c) Whaley Bridge d) Buxton THE village of Barming near Maidstone in Kent, is being bombarded with what? a) Golf balls b) Howitzer shells c) Dead pigeons d) Leaflets urging them to rise up in revolt