Lydia and Hester reveal their FIRST TIME

THE pub is a great place to meet old mates, relax and have a laugh over a couple of drinks. Each week in Sunday Sport our reporters visit a British boozer and ask babes to spill the beans on their sex lives! Here we get the lowdown from a pair of saucy

He had obviously planned it as he’d brought lube – but I loved it, it’s so dirty and slutty!

FAVOURITE POSITION HESTER: Girl on top has to be the best. It lets me do what I want with him. He is forced to do it my way, as fast or as slow as I decide.

LYDIA: If I had to pick a top three it would be me on top, missionary and then from behind. All of them depend on what mood you are in and what kind of sex you want. LEAST FAVE POSITION

HESTER: Any one that he decides. The truth is they are all good, but I like to have my way. If I have to pick one it would have to be standing- up as it can be a awkward.

LYDIA: We tried this weird one out of a Kama Sutra book I got given by one of my girlfriends for Christmas. It was rubbish. You had to kind of sit almost cross- legged facing each other. It was impossible. DOES SIZE MATTER? HESTER: If you see a big thrusting willy coming out of his trousers, that’s a big turn- on. But then if he’s crap and comes too quickly then he’s obviously no use.

LYDIA: If a man has a big willy, he knows it and realises he doesn’t need to do much else, so doesn’t bother learning. But a little willy feels rubbish. I need a man with a big cock who can use it.

BIGGEST WILLY EVER HESTER: I didn’t get my ruler out but I would guess about nine inches. It felt great, I enjoyed riding it, but it was more than a mouthful to suck. LYDIA: I suppose about nine inches as well. He is a long- term lover and I get to ride it every night and I admit his massive knob is something I wouldn’t swap for the world now.

EVER BEEN CAUGHT? HESTER: Just the window cleaner through the window. He would have dropped his sponge if we hadn’t dived beneath the covers to hide until he was gone. I’m sure he probably got an eyeful of us shagging before that, though. LYDIA: Only by the cat, I’m afraid. I know you’re hoping for something a bit saucier. But we did stop half- way through and he had to wander across the room to scare him off, leaving me fuming at the cat for interrupting a near orgasmic moment.

SPIT OR SWALLOW? HESTER: Spit. It’s not the most pleasant thing in the world and I’m sure it’s not good for you. Although someone did tell me it makes a good moisturiser – I’ve used it as that a few times, much to my man’s delight. LYDIA: I disagree, it can taste nice and it feels good knowing that you’ve satisfied him. It shouldn’t be finished off with a retching session in the bogs.

DRESSING UP HESTER: Dressing in stockings, sussies and high- heels and nothing else is about as far as I’ve got. He loved it though and it produced some mind- blowing sex.

LYDIA: I’ve worn sexy underwear which has later been ripped off. I’ve seen a French Maid’s outfit which I think I’m going to have to buy and have some fun with. GROUP SEX

HESTER: When I do I’ll let you know. Being a swinger and shagging the entire rugby team is something I could never do. Having multiple cocks to deal with is more than I could manage. I mean, I can multitask, sure, but I like to focus on giving and getting orgasms. LYDIA: Having a foursome with another couple is something I’ve thought about but never acted on. But I think the seediness of swapping car keys and shagging someone you’ve only just met is not for me.

KINKY SEX HESTER: My boyfriend videoed us having a long session. When we watched it back again we were so turned on that we had to do it there and then again on the sofa. LYDIA: We shagging outside in a park on the way back from the pub. We had been talking dirty all night and couldn’t wait until we got home. We got covered in grass stains but it was exciting knowing that someone could walk past at any point.

STRANGEST PLACE

HESTER: In a lay- by on the A1. We were having an argument and realised we were so worked up we were completely turned on. It was dark but loads of people were driving past and I’m sure someone peeped their horn at us.

LYDIA: In a toilet at a museum. It was weird but we were randy and leapt on each other. We had to be quick before anyone came in. SEX TOYS HESTER: When I was a teenager they were a godsend, but I don’t know how I would feel about them now. LYDIA: My boyfriend loves to watch me use them on myself and I have several. One is rotating and reaches parts of me I never knew existed.

WORST SEX EVER HESTER: With an ex who was really unimaginative and we just ended up doing it in the same position at the same time every Saturday with him always coming too quickly.

LYDIA: When I was just doing it to get back at an ex with his best mate. I regretted it and he was crap anyway. LESBO LOVING HESTER: Do I sound like a lesbian? The thought of a girl doesn’t really make me wet. I’m sure they are all very nice people but it’s a fit bloke with a willy that he knows how to use for me.

LYDIA: I had a dream about lesbian sex and I have to admit there are women I fancy, but I’d rather have a toned man with a great package any day. BUM FUN

HESTER: The first time I did it was on my birthday last year. He took me to a posh hotel, treated me to an expensive meal – and then shagged my brains out all night. He’d obviously planned on doing anal and had brought lube, the cheeky sod. But to be honest, I’d been thinking of doing it too, having seen it done in pornos. I f** king loved it – so dirty and slutty!

LYDIA: I don’t understand why some men are so keen to get up there. I’ve not tried it but I suppose you can’t knock something unless you experience it. ULTIMATE SEX FANTASY HESTER: Tom Cruise like he was in Top Gun coming off the plane and banging the hell out of me in his pilot’s uniform. LYDIA: I’d pick a young Mel Gibson like he was in Lethal Weapon getting me into a dangerous situation and then shagging me. I reckon he’s got a big one, you know.