Trump: ‘Bring me the goat that bummed Bin Laden
PRESIDENT WANTS TO GIVE KILLER BEAST THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE
DONALD Trump has ordered generals to bring him the goat who bummed Osama Bin Laden’s son to death – so he can give the beast a medal!
Last week we told how the Pentagon had revealed that Hamza Bin Laden was killed in a U. S. air strike, when they were fully aware he’d died in a grisly goat- in- the- anus mishap.
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Facing a PR backlash for falsely claiming the kill of the Al Qaeda operative, the President ordered the goat to be brought to Washington for a hero’s welcome.
A White House source said: “The Pentagon has been after Hamza Bin Laden for years as he’s still spreading hate across the Middle East.
“So when the world’s greatest superpower is beaten to the kill by a goat, it’s embarrassing. No wonder the Air Force said they got him.
“Everyone feared the President was going to hit the roof when Sunday Sport reported what really happened but he just said, ‘ Get the goat here to DC and we’ll give him a medal – that’s what people will remember’.
“There are special forces out there now, trying to find the goat which bummed Hamza to death up his arse.”
It is believed Trump wants to give the goat the Congressional Medal of Honour, an award which dates back to the American Civil War and is the highest that can be given for valour in action against an enemy.
Hamza, the son of al- Qaeda founder Osama Bin Laden, had been releasing video messages calling for attacks on the U. S. and other countries and had a $ 1million price on his head.