RANDY PAUL HOLLYWOOD DWARF CHASED OFF CAMPSITTE BY ANGRY HUSBANDS
IT’S not just the full- size Paul Hollywood who’s having trouble with his love life – his dwarf doppelganger is also in minge- bother!
Last week Britain watched with morbid curiosity as the Bake Off star was dumped by his much younger lover Summer Monteys- Fullam after she refused to sign a so- called “non- disclosure agreement” which would ban her from talking about their relationship.
Paul, 53, who is divorced from ex- wife Alex, was given the heave- ho and accused of being “controlling” by his 24- year- old lover.
But the telly chef’s woes pale into insignificance when compared to his midget lookalike Brian Moss who was forced to FLEE a French nudist campsite by half a dozen husbands angry at being cuckolded by the pint- sized Romeo.
A source at the site, near Cannes, said: “It is the talk of the Riviera. This little Englishman is the spitting image of television’s Paul Hollywood.
“And like the real Paul Hollywood, he’s a randy lad. The word was that very often you’d spot his little bottom going up and down as he rogered some lady in the sand dunes.
Rogered
“Unfortunately, many ladies he chose to romance were married.
“Of course, being nudists, most of the couples here are sex people and do not mind their wives being rogered by another man. But this little Brian, well he just took the piss.
“He was like a mongrel dog on waste ground – shagging everything that moved. Eventually, he pissed off enough hubbies and they chased him off the site – he was still naked!
“I think one of his lovers sneaked some clothes out to him and he’s since been able to sneak back in to get his passport and go home. I don’t think he’ll be coming to this site again.”
We tracked randy Moss down to his Watford bedsit where he’s returned after coming close to being lynched in France. Stamping his little dwarf feet and shaking his fists he shrieked: “How did you find me? I won’t say anything! Go away… go away! I’ll set my lawyers on you!”
Meanwhile, the full- sized Hollywood has been facing up to the indignity of being publicly jettisoned by a woman young enough to be his daughter.
He has report edly added an electric gate at his £ 1million mansion to stop Summer from returning.
She dumped Paul after two years of dating, and had lived at the swanky Kent house for six months.
The former barmaid called time on the romance over the NDA, which had clauses about her keeping quiet about their affairs – and to not even acknowledge ever signing the document.
The pair have since traded barbs on social media and Paul has denied her access to gifts including a £ 100,000 Range Rover and £ 9,000 hot tub he got for her 24th birthday.
A neighbour said of Hollywood: “It’s unseemly to laugh at other people’s misfortune… HA, HA, HA!”