DID MI6 GEESE DOWN PUTIN’S DEATH ROCKET?
ONE of Vladimir Putin’s super- fast missiles was downed by a flock of specially- trained GEESE, it was sensationally claimed last night.
A test version of Russia’s top secret Zircon hypersonic missile exploded during tests, last week.
Radiation levels temporarily soared 20 times above the normal level in Severodvinsk, a city 18 miles from the weapons testing site at Nyonoksa, according to Greenpeace.
Panic
Moscow has thrown a veil of secrecy over the incident on Thursday in sub- Arctic Arkhangelsk, which left two dead and reportedly sparked “panic” and “hysteria” among residents.
And last night an intriguing theory emerged about threw cause of the blast – which will put Russia’s development of the deadly anti- ship missile back “by months”.
A well- placed security source said: “It’s well- known that MI6 has been training flocks of geese to fly suicide missions right into the ramjet inlets of these missiles.
“The effect on the geese is, of course, deadly but the blockage to the ramjet causes the rocket to plummet from the sky like a stone.
“It’s a low- tech solution to a high- tech problem that could destabilise the world.
“Putin will be furious that his beloved missile can be brought down by something as simple as a goose.
“I have no doubt that the guys in Q branch at MI6 would have broken out the champers after pulling this one off.”
Casualties
One report, from online news source BAZA, suggested that six people injured in the mysterious military accident had suffered serious radiation doses as well as injuries from an enormous explosion.
Footage has also emerged showing casualties being transported by men in radiation protection suits.