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KIM JONG UN SPOTTED AT BRIGHTON PRIDE

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WRONG UN: Kim in crowd ogling fit gay gentlemen at popular event NORTH Korean tyrant Kim Jong Un was spotted at the Brighton gay Pride parade – and the Foreign Office is FURIOUS!

The dictator, 34, was caught on camera watching a hunky male dance troupe strutting their stuff on Brighton’s seafront during the event.

Around 250,000 people – mainly homosexual­s – thronged to the city for the vast celebratio­n of gay culture.

But nobody had any idea that Kim – who likes to feed political prisoners to dogs – was at the event until he was photograph­ed.

A Foreign Office source said: “It is a matter of common courtesy that OVER THE RAINBOW: Pridegoers carry huge flag on parade when a foreign leader visits, he tells us so we can lay on a bit of a show for him.

“With a nation like North Korea that is even more important because they are a potential enemy state so we like to show off our missiles and that to warn him not to f** k with us.

“By sneaking into the country to go to Brighton Pride like that, Mr Kim has violated all norms of diplomacy.

“And we’re a bit pissed off that the Border Force never picked him up, too!”

It’s thought that Kim watched the parade before stocking up on amyl nitrate – or “poppers” – which are notoriousl­y hard to get in North Korea.

Analysts say he probably slipped offshore in a dinghy to be picked up by a submarine.

The trip to Brighton would have been a welcome break for Kim – who in engaged in a game of brinkmansh­ip with the rest of the world.

He has said North Korea’s recent missile tests were intended as a warning against ongoing U. S. – South Korea military exercises in the region.

And the regime in Pyongyang was recently accused of stealing more the $ 2BILLION from internatio­nal banks using “widespread and increasing­ly sophistica­ted” cyberattac­ks.

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