KIM JONG UN SPOTTED AT BRIGHTON PRIDE
WRONG UN: Kim in crowd ogling fit gay gentlemen at popular event NORTH Korean tyrant Kim Jong Un was spotted at the Brighton gay Pride parade – and the Foreign Office is FURIOUS!
The dictator, 34, was caught on camera watching a hunky male dance troupe strutting their stuff on Brighton’s seafront during the event.
Around 250,000 people – mainly homosexuals – thronged to the city for the vast celebration of gay culture.
But nobody had any idea that Kim – who likes to feed political prisoners to dogs – was at the event until he was photographed.
A Foreign Office source said: “It is a matter of common courtesy that OVER THE RAINBOW: Pridegoers carry huge flag on parade when a foreign leader visits, he tells us so we can lay on a bit of a show for him.
“With a nation like North Korea that is even more important because they are a potential enemy state so we like to show off our missiles and that to warn him not to f** k with us.
“By sneaking into the country to go to Brighton Pride like that, Mr Kim has violated all norms of diplomacy.
“And we’re a bit pissed off that the Border Force never picked him up, too!”
It’s thought that Kim watched the parade before stocking up on amyl nitrate – or “poppers” – which are notoriously hard to get in North Korea.
Analysts say he probably slipped offshore in a dinghy to be picked up by a submarine.
The trip to Brighton would have been a welcome break for Kim – who in engaged in a game of brinkmanship with the rest of the world.
He has said North Korea’s recent missile tests were intended as a warning against ongoing U. S. – South Korea military exercises in the region.
And the regime in Pyongyang was recently accused of stealing more the $ 2BILLION from international banks using “widespread and increasingly sophisticated” cyberattacks.