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FIRST- TIME SEX KAREN: What was your first time like? JESS: It was a bad experience. KAREN: Why was it so bad? JESS: It was just the wrong guy to lose my virginity to. It was in a caravan and I wish I’d done it with someone else. KAREN: I was 17 when I lost my cherry. JESS: Did you regret it like I did then? KAREN: No, it was nice and was with my first proper boyfriend. It was a very special moment.

WORST SEX JESS: What’s your worst sexual encounter? KAREN: It was a drunken one- night stand and it was with one of my friends. JESS: That’s bad, you shouldn’t sleep with people you’re friends with because it tends to ruin the friendship. KAREN: I know that now but it was a drunken moment of madness. Have you had any experiences you’d rather forget? JESS: I went back to a hotel with a guy and it was only afterwards that I found out it was one of my ex- boyfriend’s mates. KAREN: Did your ex go mad then? JESS: I don’t think he ever found out but I was so embarrassed.

OH- NO MOMENT KAREN: Has anything embarrassing ever happened to you in the bedroom? JESS: Not really, the worst was probably falling off the bed in the middle of sex! KAREN: That’s easily done. My sister walked in on me when I was having sex with my boyfriend once.

FAKING IT JESS: Do you ever fake your orgasms? KAREN: I can only remember faking it once and that was with a one- night stand. JESS: Did he notice or did you carry it off?

OUTDOOR SEX JESS: Do you like having sex outside? KAREN: I’ve had sex in a car in an open car park and that was good fun. The thrill that we might get caught was a big turn- on. JESS: I once had sex in a phone box in broad daylight and I enjoyed it. KAREN: They have glass windows, did people not see what you were up to? JESS: A couple of blokes started spying on us so we had to stop before we got to the grand finale. Very frustrating!

DRESSING UP KAREN: Do you like dressing up? JESS: I’ve never tried it but I’d give it a go if I’d been with someone for a long time.

NAUGHTY FANTASIES JESS: Have you got a fantasy you’d like to live out? KAREN: It would be for a boyriend to pretend I’m a prostitute and buy my skills for quick, sordid sex in an alley somewhere, then have a proper hot all- nighter. JESS: I’d love to have sex in a hot air balloon. KAREN: It’d be a bit cold wouldn’t it? JESS: Yes, but a massive turn- on.

SEX TOYS KAREN: Have you got any sex toys? JESS: I’ve got a vibrator that I bought a while ago but I haven’t used it yet.