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HIS life might be like some sort of X- rated soap opera but now Wayne Rooney’s story is to be turned into a big budget West End MUSICAL!
Composer Wilson Prendergast has spent the last two years reading every press cutting about the spud- faced former England footie captain.
And he says he has a “pretty comprehensive outline” for a new blockbuster show.
Wilson, who famously wrote the music for the Hungarian Shake ’ n’ Vac advert, told Sunday Sport: “I think it’s astonishing that Wayne’s life has not been turned into a musical already.
“His wife Coleen is a fantastic character and the musical interplay you can have between them, as she takes him to task over his various dalliances, will be West End gold.” 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. – The Beatles – Shakin’ Stevens – Rolling Stones – Bill Withers – Miley Cyrus
And Wilson says he will not shy away from putting the seamier sides of Wayne’s life to music.
He added: “The prostitutes! Ah the prostitutes! Helen Wood and Jenny Thompson are wonderful characters, too.
“I would love to put my words into their pretty mouths.
“As for the Auld Slapper ( the granny hooker Rooney shagged ahead of his marriage to Coleen), she is just amazing.
“I think we’ll give her a couple of songs all of her own.”
Wilson says he is now looking for backers for his project.
However, he added that a formal request to Wayne himself “remains unanswered”. 7. – Shania Twain 8. 9. 10. Choir COUPLE: Wayne and Coleen GENIUS: Wilson is looking for backers for musical project – Kenny Rogers – Patsy Cline – St Winifred’s School SEX TRICKS: Ghislaine was Epstein’s ‘ pussy catcher’ AN ex- girlfriend of Boris Johnson has told how billionaire nonce Jeffrey Epstein’s chief “pussy catcher” tried to give her a kinky ORAL SEX lesson at a New York party.
Posh Petronella Wyatt had a four- year affair with the married bounder PM but she has never before spoken about the sex tricks passed on by Ghislaine Maxwell.
Maxwell, daughter of obese thief Robert Maxwell, is famed as the ex- lover of moneyed meganonce Jeffrey Epstein.
It’s been alleged she “recruited” young women to satisfy Epstein’s warped lusts.
And the self- styled sex expert tried to pass on her skills to high society journalist Petronella at the Manhattan party.
Wyatt said: “She was on her 4- YEAR AFFAIR: PM and posh journalist Wyatt own and no longer romantically involved with Epstein, who was about to be charged as a sex offender.
“‘ Give me your arm,’ she persisted, looking straight at me. ‘ I will show you how to give a man the world’s greatest oral sex.’
“Being something of a prig, I placed both hands in the pockets of my jacket and shook my head.
“Someone more eager than I rolled up the sleeve of her dress and two more young, giggling women followed her example.
“As I moved away, Ghislaine Maxwell finally got to perform her party trick – a lesson in the art of pleasing men.
“I never saw her again.”