I’ve eaten 250,000 Rolos since Brexit vote

ROLO- POLY: Hannah has made a lot of money due to her Rolo habit A PE teacher has admitted trying to shag an 18- year- old student.

Shari Lee Herrs, 36, pleaded guilty in Sedgwick County District Court, Kansas, to one count of attempted unlawful sexual relations.

Prosecutors alleged in a criminal complaint that Herrs exchanged sexual text messages with the student at Campus High School in Haysville last spring and had “physical contact of a sexual nature”.

She was ultimately “prevented or intercepted” from having sexual relations, the complaint states.

The charge was amended from an original charge of unlawful SINCE the Brexit referendum we’ve been deluged with facts and figures – real and imagined – about what’s going to happen when we finally leave the EU. There have been some truly shocking statistics bandied about… But here’s a figure that will blow your mind: hefty Hannah Patterson has guzzled a staggering QUARTER OF A MILLION Rolos. That’s an awesome 23 packets EVERY DAY, amounting to a gut- busting 7,000 calories – three times the recommended daily allowance. But Hannah, of Tipton, West Mids, can’t say she has nothing to show for her scoffing – for she now weighs a hefty 29- stone and is one of Britain’s biggest- earning tubby models. Hannah, 26, said: “I’ve no real interest in politics but it just so happens that I got into Rolos in June 2016 – I bought my first packet on my way back from the polling station. sexual relations, a more serious crime.

An education spokeswoman said Herrs is no longer employed by the district.

Prosecutors are recommending Herrs be sentenced to probation and register as a sex offender.

Sentencing is scheduled for November 13.

“I remember thinking, ‘ Well, once we get the result of this vote, the whole EU question will be sorted once and for all’.

“Of course I was wrong about everything being sorted but I was right about Rolos. They are a fine confection and I can’t stop eating them.

“It costs me a pretty penny but thanks to my earnings from my webdcam work, I can afford them. “Rolos… nom, nom!” Dieticians advise that while Rolos are fine for an occasional treat, 23 packets a day are unlikely to do you much good in the lon g term.