George Galloway tribute in Su Pollard’s wheelie bin after Chocolate Orange binge

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Girls, practise being an air hostess by standing up at the end of the aisle and demonstrating emergency landing procedures every time you get on a bus. – Jay Clooney, Bury FIREBRAND: Real George Galloway THERE’S not much call for a George Galloway lookalike in Luton. This is despite the leftie firebrand’s high profile. And, to be fair, poor Tony Harper is not a particularly convincing George Galloway lookalike in the first place, so his tribute act to the loudmouth Scot wasn’t a roaring success. To add insult to injury, Tony’s neighbour Maggie Dunn also works as a lookalike – and making a fine living as a tribute act based on actress Su Pollard.

So Maggie’s boast that she’d just landed a two- week residency in Blackpool, Lancs, netting her a cool £ 500 a week, was simply too much for frustrated Harper.

After gorging himself on his favourite sweet treat – Terry’s Chocolate Orange – and sinking two bottles of strong lager, Harper opened his bowels into Maggie’s wheelie bin, a court heard.

The revolting act of spite led to Maggie being landed with a fine for “enviro- crime” as council snoops thought that she had shat in the refuse receptacle.

And that fine was only revoked when shame- faced Harper admitted what he had done.

In court last week he admitted outraging public decency and defecating in a household waste container.

Sentence was deferred for reports.

Harper refused to make any comment when he appeared outside court.

Sunday Sport was going to contact the real George Galloway for a comment.

But we decided he would probably just bang on about Palestine and that, so in the end we didn’t bother. GUILTY: Tony Harper TELLY ICON: The real Su Pollard