GLUE DIRTY BASTARD

Sicko caught balls-deep in cat claimed it was part of climate change demo

PROTESTS: London last week GUILTY: Evil Pendleton Frobisher ( will be sentenced next month CAUGHT by his mum balls- deep in the family cat, warped Pendleton Frobisher came up with an EXTRAORDINARY excuse…

No, he was not engaged in a vile act of animal violation – he was trying to SAVE THE PLANET.

The 26- year- old’s tall tale emerged as he appeared in the dock on a charge of bestiality.

A west London court heard that his appalled mother had contacted police when she caught Frobisher coupled with the startled feline at their Kent home.

Harry Jones, prosecuting, told magistrates: “The accused told his mother and police officers that he was attempting to superglue his penis to the cat as an act of protest against climate change.

“After his arrest, the clearly intoxicated defendant shouted out climate change slogans such as, ‘ Down with climate change’ and ‘ our planet is dying’.”

The court also heard that Frobisher daubed an Extinction Rebellion logo onto his cell walls using his own faeces.

Once he’d sobered up, the court heard Frobisher changed his story and claimed that he had merely “fallen” onto the animal.

Frobisher, who denied bestiality, was found guilty by a jury.

He’ll be sentenced next month and the judge warned him he faces an “inevitable” prison sentence.

Last week saw a spate of unwashed hippy types supergluing themselves to various bits of London and bursting into tears – having convinced themselves the world is about to end, thanks to global warming and the ozone layer and stuff like that.