ON SUNDAY

DEANO

OK, we get it.

There are far too many carbons in the atmosphere and in 12 years’ time the world is going to boil to death. Or something. Even if you don’t believe in man- made climate change, there’s a lot to be said for cutting down on car use, being careful with heating and flying less.

I’ve just come back from a holiday in the wasteland that is the Portuguese Algarve.

There’s a couple of flights I would have gladly avoided, and it’s a joyless f** king shithole full of golf c** ts, since you ask.

But we knew all of this before a bunch of scruffy toffs gummed up London last week.

So what did all that, with all those tens of thousands of people inconvenienced, achieve? Here’s my guess: F** k all. Not a f** king sausage. Will governments start taking environment issues seriously because a load of Tarquins and Isobels are doing modern dance to the beat of Tibetan drum in Whitehall?

Will the Treasury start taxing polluting companies and support public transport because some twat called Sebastian – who took to wearing dreadlocks during his “year out” – had glued himself to the Foreign Office? No, of course not. You know why?

Because the Extinction Rebellion climate change activists are the most aggravating, sanctimonious, irritating bunch of entitled showoffs this side of TOWIE.

They don’t give a toss about the environment. They just care about looking serious on GMTV and Instagram. It’s ALL about virtue signalling. COO- EE, look at me! If the daft c** ts cared about the environment, they wouldn’t leave such a mountain of litter. They wouldn’t pop for a McCoffee when it gets a bit cold and they’d cancel that trip to South America they’ve got planned for next year. But no. Scratch the layer of grime off any of these soppy sods and you find a bleating, selfish, typical teenager underneath. So sure they know it all but actually full of sanctimonious shit.