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COLEEN MURDERS REBEKAH IN FISH TANK BLOODBATH

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WAGS AT WAR: Coleen ( and Rebekah WHEN Emily Lewins left her goldfish Coleen and Rebekah on Wednesday night they seemed to be co- existing happily in their roomy tank.

But next morning the 67- year- old gran woke to a scene of aquatic CARNAGE!

The tank was red with blood and Rebekah – named after WAG Rebekah Vardy – was floating dead on the surface of the water.

A look of “fishy triumph” played on Coleen’s face, according to Emily of Gorton, Manchester.

Emily reckons her piscine pals had been influenced by the ongoing spat between real- life WAGs Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy.

Emily told Sunday Sport: “The savagery of Coleen’s attack on poor defenceles­s Rebekah really upset me.

“I never thought fish went in for violence. Then again, if you’ve seen Jaws…”

Emily explained she “said a few words” over Rebekah’s corpse – before throwing her to the cat, adding: “Waste not want not.”

The spat between Coleen Rooney, 33, and Rebekah Vardy, 38, has gripped Britain and has provided welcome cover for the Turkish government’s invasion of Syria and massacre of the Kurds.

Coleen has claimed that someone using Rebekah’s Instagram account leaked stories about her to downmarket newspaper The Sun.

The wife of Wayne Rooney claims she worked out it was Rebekah’s account by blocking everyone else’s apart from hers.

Rebekah – married to Leicester striker Jamie Vardy – has denied the allegation.

The row has been followed online by millions of people.

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