THIS ODDBALL’S HAD A ‘CLIMATE SEX CHANGE’…FFS!
SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE READER PIC Cows to lose horns over lack of respect
CLIMATE change activist Steve Harley has done everything he can to stop the destruction of the planet.
He has given up his car and rides a unicycle, banned himself from using plastics, become vegan, grows his own vegetables and hasn’t been on an aeroplane since 2017.
And the 44- year- old is so dedicated to the cause that he has been on 13 Extinction Rebellion marches.
But the lorry driver from Buxton, Derbyshire, felt he wasn’t doing enough.
He screeched: “The planet is dying and I want to stop that happening. If I don’t do something there’ll be no- one alive past 2035.
“So, I started reading and discovered that women have a smaller carbon footprint than men. The research shows they have a much smaller impact on the planet because they eat less and consume less.
“I knew what I had to do.
“I had to get myself a vagina – that way I would use less carbon and save the planet.
“My doctor was reluctant so I travelled to Romania and a surgeon there turned my penis into a vagina.
“I don’t want to upset any gender non binaries. That’s why I’ve not had my tits done.”
GORE blimey! Hundreds of cows are set to have their horns removed because people have “lost any respect” for the dangers of livestock – and get attacked by them.
It follows a rise in “serious injuries” to walkers in the last year, including the reported goring of an 86- year- old woman.
Now owners are being
ACTIVIST: Steve Harley asked to de- horn their cattle to help prevent future injuries.
Tony Hockley, chairman of the New Forest Commoners’ Defence Association, said: “People seem to have lost all connection with the countryside and any healthy respect for large livestock.
“It is wonderful that the extensive grazed lowland heath has survived here, whilst it has been lost almost everywhere else.
“It is now a habitat that is more rare than rainforest, of global importance for biodiversity.
“Grazing by cattle is central to this.”
He said that while, in the past, the biggest threat to the common was development, now it is “thoughtless recreation”.