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DEANO Banana tossers make me fear for the future

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I HOLD no brief for the supermarke­t chain Tesco.

To be quite honest with you, I’ve not been a fan since one of their “Local” stores led directly to the closure of a much- loved corner shop near where I lived.

However, I’ve just been into a Tesco near Sunday Sport Towers.

While never a fulfilling retail experience, I have to say credit where credit’s due.

The supermarke­t offers fruit for kids in many stores – which can only be a good thing, considerin­g the armies of fat little f** kers you see waddling about these days.

But according to reports last week, Tesco has now axed its free bananas and oranges over fears customers will sue if they slip on peels.

It appears that after gorging on their freebies, shoppers are simply flinging the peel on the floor.

I had to read that a few times to make sure I wasn’t seeing things.

People are eating free fruit, then tossing the peel on the floor. Indoors. In a shop.

What kind of a f** king scumbag do you need to be to do that?

What kind of a bone- idle, I couldn’t- give- a- f** k shit- for- brains would even think of doing that?

Well, the sort you see in every corner of Britain these days, that’s who.

Britain has become a blob nation of idle, slovenly, unthinking halfwits.

Any activity above and beyond forcing pizza into their stupid faces while watching Britain’s Got Diabetes on Ice – or whatever the latest “reality” TV show is these days – seems utterly beyond millions upon millions of Britons.

So they shuffle around, their already- feeble brains addled by skunk, tossing trash onto the floor and tossing junk food into their wobbling faces.

And even when they get the chance of FREE healthy food, they make a mess.

Well, this sort of unthinking, bone- idleness has to stop.

Come November 1 – all being well – we’ll be a free nation, able to carve an independen­t way in the world.

But if the march of the slobs continues, we’ll never make it in the big wide world.

And we won’t deserve to.

READER ALAN Clark sent this snap in last week.

The 54- year- old from Preston said: “I have no idea what’s going on here. A nudist gun club convention? A nutter camp? I’ve no idea.

“That bloke’s got a massive cock, mind.”

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