Sunday Sport

We had sex in a shopping trolley in a supermarke­t car park – now I’m a bit worried that we were caught on camera…

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OH- NO MOMENTS

I was giving an ex- boyfriend a blowjob once when I ended up with dozens of pubes stuck between my teeth because he had such a big man- bush.

That’s minging!

I didn’t realise until I’d finished but I was picking them out of my mouth for the rest of the night. It was really embarrassi­ng.

I had to go to hospital once because I fell off the top of a bunk bed during sex and landed on my head. I was knocked out for about 10 minutes and had to get X- rays taken at A& E. I had to tell the truth – the nurse thought it was really funny but I was just embarrasse­d.

THREESOMES

Have you had a threesome yet? No, but I’d definitely like to as long as it was with two fit blokes. I think all the attention would be great.

Would you do it with another girl?

No, I think having another girl naked in bed with me would really turn me off.

I haven’t had one but I’d like to.

Blokes are either ugly with huge willies or fit with an average sized one.

What did it feel like?

It was great and hit all the right spots. I was gutted I didn’t get his phone number though.

Size definitely makes a difference in how good the sex is. I had a one- night stand with one guy whose willy was almost 10 inches long!

That’s ridiculous! Weren’t you a when I was on holiday and that was really good fun.

Did sand not get into all your crevices?

Yes, that was the downside of it but it was also really romantic and an adrenalin rush knowing that someone might see us.

KINKY STUFF

Have you tried bondage?

I’ve only been tied up and

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