WEBCAM SEX WORKER MAKES JUST 39p IN TWO YEARS

SKINT Larry Barker thought becoming an online porn star would solve all his money troubles.

But instead of making his fortune the unemployed railway model shop worker has made just 39 pence in TWO years.

Larry, 56, was left in financial ruin when he lost his dream job at Rail Wahey! model shop in south London following an incident with a Vietnamese pot- bellied pig.

He struggled to find employment afterwards and soon ran through his savings.

So when he read about sex workers making cash online by performing on webcams on the internet he thought he’d give it a go.

He said: “With the last of my cash I bought a fancy camera and some new Y- fronts off the market.

“Then I registered online and waited for the money to role in.”

The site lets users broadcast free live sex shows on webcams and punters then send tips to pay for private chat time or for the performer to treat viewers to a sex act.

Larry added: “Every night I’d put on a show – stripping naked and dancing provocatively – but I didn’t get a single ruddy viewer.

“I thought I needed to get a bit raunchier so then I started sticking bananas up my bum, but that still did nothing.

“Even wanking off using Baked Beans as lube didn’t get a single f** king tip.

“The only time I ever made money was when someone recognised me from my time at the model railway shop and asked for some advice about whether to switch from Z gauge to HO.”

But determined Larry will not give in.

He told Sunday Sport: “I think there is a market for my kind of eroticism but people are very closed minded.

“The world needs more diversity and that includes me .”

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