: Men ‘will have NO DICKS by 2058’ EVOLUTION WILL SPEED UP TO COPE WITH BINARY SHIT, BOFFINS PREDICT

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FROTHING leftie climate change transgender activists are right – men will have NO COCKS within 50 years.

That’s the verdict of an eminent boffin who says old fashioned genders – such as the outdated terms of “man” and “woman” – will soon be consigned to the literary and medical dustbin.

It comes hard on the heels of news that campaigners want men with willies and five o’clock shadows to be allowed into women’s changing rooms in shops – and even women- only prisons.

But retired professor Ed Walcombe, formerly from the University of

West Lancashire, says activists are on to something.

He claims everyone will in the near future be “completely non- binary” while candidly admitting: “I actually have no idea what that means.”

He explained: “I think it’s brilliant that we can get rid of the idea of old rubbish like ‘ man’ or ‘ woman’.

“The idea of men still having penises in, say,

2058, is fanciful. In an age of transformative divergence to transgender

CERTAIN: Prof says there is no doubt men will become gender neutral in the future multi- identification non- judgemental self love, why would they need them?

“Everyone knows the penis is the original weapon of mass destruction and its time is surely up.

“Fewer cocks are the future. To deny that 100 per cent fact is to adhere to everything Jeremy Corbyn, peace be upon him, is against.

“Sperm will become worthless and anything remotely phallic will be struck from public record.

WILLY WONK: Prof Walcombe’s former university

“I predict also that men who are now women will evolve into women who want to be man, woman and child, solving any population crisis that might occur.

“All these predictions are perfectly sensible. But they will need the absolute destruction of any conservative ideas.”

Prof Walcombe’s ideas fly in the face of Good Morning Britain host Piers Morgan, who is currently self- identifying as a penguin, much to the rage of men identifying themselves as women, babies, or nothing at all.

But a source close to the telly presenter said: “It’s entirely possible he’s just taking the piss out of lunatics.”